Funny Nicknames

Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
I can't seem to post it on here but saw a very funny video clip from an Aussie radio show talking about funny nicknames & how they got them, my 2 favorites;

A guy worked in the same factory as me, everyone called him Keth, his name was really Keith but he only had one eye! :LOL:

A guy had one leg shorter than the other & walked with a bit of a side to side bob, they called him a snipers nightmare! :ROFLMAO:

I managed to send the video clip to @DD67 on the secret WhatsApp group .....;):oops::p
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
A mates little brother got so pi$$ed & high on cocaine. He took a shit in the waste paper basket in his bedroom.
In an attempt to cover it up. He sprinkled talcum powder on it.

That must be at least 25yrs ago. But the poor b@stards nickname is still "Yule Log" 🤣
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Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
I worked with a lad who was very cranially challenged. I christened him Taps. He thought it was the American bugle call, but no. It was an acronym. Thick As Pig Shit.

Two example of his stupidity... He passed his car test, next day he drove into the back of a car at a zebra crossing. But, it wasn't his fault. The car in front stopped, Ffs!

Second example... He used to wear steel toecap boots, the ones with the steelies on the outside. I lost count of the number of times I welded his feet to things.
 
Freck

Freck

Legendary Knight
Tallpaul said:
I'm lost, sorry.
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OK, I’ll explain then.
He’s a big, tall lad which is part of the reason, and picked up this girl when out clubbing. They ended up back at his and got down to some amorous exercises.
It was all very adventurous apparently, and he ended up taking her up the back passage, so to speak. After his final call, he pulled out and there was a piece of sweetcorn stuck on the end of his cock.....and so the nickname was born. :LOL:
 
Tallpaul

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
Freck said:
OK, I’ll explain then.
He’s a big, tall lad which is part of the reason, and picked up this girl when out clubbing. They ended up back at his and got down to some amorous exercises.
It was all very adventurous apparently, and he ended up taking her up the back passage, so to speak. After his final call, he pulled out and there was a piece of sweetcorn stuck on the end of his cock.....and so the nickname was born. :LOL:
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Wow. Thanks.
 
Foxy

Foxy

Legendary Knight
In t'navy, and probably all t'services, nearly everyone has a nickname. There are certain surnames that have set nicknames, ie "Tug" Wilson, "Smudge" Smith, etc. But some are really funny. Two that spring immediately to mind, were on mi last ship, "Isaac" Hunt and "Landscape" Gardner.
 
GaleForceEight

GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
Some nicknames if guys I have worked with over the years...

Eight Gauge (was thick and difficult to work with)

ILS. A manager who thought it was because an instrument Landing System helps conclude the process of a flight to a smooth conclusion. The TNT rep who coined the nickname says no, it's Insignificant Little Shit.

We had two wannabe managers Tweedle Dumb and Even Dumber.

Two women working in the offices were Bitter and Twisted.

Two of the cleaners were Flydia and Chlorine (Lydia and Maureen) - which was in all honesty cruel and necessary as they were both lovely people, but the names occurred after Lydia was rather drunk beyond capacity at the Christmas party and Maureen got the bleach to clean up after.

Strawb is one of the local firefighters. He comes from Tiptree.
 
Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
Foxy said:
In t'navy, and probably all t'services, nearly everyone has a nickname. There are certain surnames that have set nicknames, ie "Tug" Wilson, "Smudge" Smith, etc. But some are really funny. Two that spring immediately to mind, were on mi last ship, "Isaac" Hunt and "Landscape" Gardner.
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I got called Knocker when I was in the Navy, surname is White, couldn't quite figure that out, but others called me Chalky which is a little easier to understand.

Some of the GI insults used to make me laugh, Spunk Trumpet was one of the funnier ones I heard directed at another recruit in basic training, one of the guys in my division was of Italian decent, his name was Buffone they just called him Buffoon, he got the arse, PTI asked him to repeat his name, he refused to say Buffoon, so they beasted the whole lot of us until he did ... bastids!
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
@Foxy was right to say most service guys have nicknames, we had a muslim technician in the electrical trade on one Sqn, he was known as "Osama Bin Lecky the Taliban Techie", we also had UZI for one guy yes he had one strange eye so it was "UZI looking at" naturally we had a spunky our resident porno king and another guy with large specks who was called "shit eyes", I was Don the Don for my mafioso type way of doing things ie do it or else,
 
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Judd Dredd

Judd Dredd

Merlin, Giver Of Drugs & Magic Potions.
Staff member
younger days was known as 'cue ball' alongside my mate who was '8 ball'. currently i'm known as judd dredd at work because I tend to be the one that finishes any aggression or violence on the wards or deal with issues with staff. A few of the consultants refer to me as 'judge' given my ability to terrify medical students.

A young nurse is called dyson by her friends. why?, because shes uses her mouth so much she could suck start a vacuum cleaner. she thinks it's because she is small, clever and efficent..... bless.

nursezilla is one used when the matrons are doing the rounds....


and as for patients here are a few off the top of my head;

An NPS - 'New parent syndrome'........ panicky parent that brings there child in for every little bump
PITA - 'Pain in the arse'.... yes that self entitled fucker that thinks you are their personal butler.
chocolate hostage - someone thats bunged up and ready to release the brown rain.
45C - refers to 46 chromosomes humans have and that this person acts as if they have 45 or otherwise is 'thick'.
NFN - 'Normal for Northampton'..... imagine darwin awards but they live.
 
Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
Judd Dredd said:
younger days was known as 'cue ball' alongside my mate who was '8 ball'. currently i'm known as judd dredd at work because I tend to be the one that finishes any aggression or violence on the wards or deal with issues with staff. A few of the consultants refer to me as 'judge' given my ability to terrify medical students.

A young nurse is called dyson by her friends. why?, because shes uses her mouth so much she could suck start a vacuum cleaner. she thinks it's because she is small, clever and efficent..... bless.

nursezilla is one used when the matrons are doing the rounds....


and as for patients here are a few off the top of my head;

An NPS - 'New parent syndrome'........ panicky parent that brings there child in for every little bump
PITA - 'Pain in the arse'.... yes that self entitled fucker that thinks you are their personal butler.
chocolate hostage - someone thats bunged up and ready to release the brown rain.
45C - refers to 46 chromosomes humans have and that this person acts as if they have 45 or otherwise is 'thick'.
NFN - 'Normal for Northampton'..... imagine darwin awards but they live.
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NFN - We have a few of them! :ROFLMAO:
 
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