What have you done to your bike today....

[Scrappy]

You’ll be wanting a spittoon next!

They did already have some Harleys in there.

 

[chas]

You’ll be wanting antimacassars and a spittoon next!

No need for the antimacassars, I no longer use brilliantine or any other unguent as a hair dressing and my contemporaries have none.

Are you anticipating making a stain?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You never know

 

[chas]

Prof Whitty will be berating you for not washing your hands. Filthy boy.

 

[Don the Don]

Stains from the old farts club on here would be more from incontinence than hair products

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Stains from the old farts club on here would be more from incontinence than hair products

Have you seen the film? Or is your memory failing?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

 

[Don the Don]

Have you seen the film? Or is your memory failing?

"Both" ........what where we talking about?

 

[Old Nick]

Good old clean and Chain guard off and a good clean and lube of the chain - surprising how quickly crap accumulates even in the Summer

 

[Sarky B’stard]

"Both" ........what where we talking about?

Extemporised hair products.….. for those with sufficient hair to which it might be applied.

 

[Don the Don]

Extemporised hair products.….. for those with sufficient hair to which it might be applied.

counts me out then, I'm more short back and polish

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@BAD LUCK DUCK
@Scrappy was in some kinda bar today that had these as cushion covers...
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What do you reckon mate?

Unnecessary over usage of extreme George Michael type gayness in my opinion...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@BAD LUCK DUCK
@DD67 is noticing cushions!

I think some of this lot need extra bromide in their tea

 

[DD67]

Unnecessary over usage of extreme George Michael type gayness in my opinion...

Cheers mate, I knew you'd have the definitive answer

@Scrappy
Duck has confirmed my suspicions. Going there for a service once is excusable. But if you frequent that cafe again, Duck may decide to waterboard you

 

[DD67]

New radiator protection added. Waiting on bar risers and bolts to be deliverer, as well as plastic registration plate screws and I think that's it, all done, dusted and ready to ride.

Check out BB3 trying to be all sensible & keep the thread on track

WTF has happened mate? Have you been abducted by aliens? (apparently there's a lot of that about )
Now the aliens are attempting to infiltrate our forum disguised as yourself.

Oi, alien dude!
Try telling us about depraved sexual acts involving other forum members daughters. Or that "I've got a friend" story about jerking off a dying dog. All that sensible talk about radiator guards etc isn't fooling anyone!

 

[chas]

Going there for a service once is excusable.

Going there to have your motorcycle serviced is fine. Going there for a service is individual choice

 

[Don the Don]

Check out BB3 trying to be all sensible & keep the thread of track

WTF has happened mate? Have you been abducted by aliens? (apparently there's a lot of that about )
Now the aliens are attempting to infiltrate our forum disguised as yourself.

Oi, alien dude!
Try telling us about depraved sexual acts involving other forum members daughters. Or that "I've got a friend" story about jerking off a dying dog. All that sensible talk about radiator guards etc isn't fooling anyone!

And no mention of a wank socks for ages, he must be ill or has been abducted

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

You’ll be wanting antimacassars and a spittoon next!

I used to think spitoons made a pub..Those were the days..

 

[The Departed]

^^^ Im tired of being the odd one out lol

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

^^^ Im tired of being the odd one out lol

Your a God among more mortal men in my opinion mate..
I wanna grow up to be just like you