A goats skull.

[Big Sandy]

Yes, you read that right.

Preferably with horns (or the bone stumps) and aged, so no stinky bits.

You know I dislike my neighbours (that's putting it mildly) well, they think we participate in witchcraft (no comment...for the greater good) and I see no reason to disillusion them. Thinking of making a willow pentacle, painting bind runes on the skull, fitting that to the pentacle, then hanging on the fence in full view. They are always nosing over here, seems a shame to not give them something to look at.

A sheep's skull with horns would do as well...but a goat has a bit more.......presence

 

[MartytheMartian]

Would a human skull not trump a goats skull? I'm sure you could find one of those easily enough. For extra 'atmosphere' you could then stick some horns on it.

 

[Don the Don]

Why not just run around your garden naked shouting incantations, should frighten the feck out of the bastids


Any resemblance to the real @Big Sandy is purely coincidental

 

[DD67]

Dear @Judd Dredd
Please can we review @Big Sandy's & @MartytheMartian's membership?
It's becoming more & more obvious that neither of them are dealing from the full deck!

 

[Big Sandy]

Full deck? FULL DECK?

I have more than one deck, some, or all, or none, may, or may not, be fuller than others.

I have been known to be good at decking.....

 

[Big Sandy]

It's a start.....found a sheeps skull yesterday.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Looking good although, and maybe it's just me, the pine cones seem a little 'festive'.

 

[half ton]

It's a start.....found a sheeps skull yesterday.

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That's it ..... one picture of you dancing naked round a bonfire and I'm off

 

[DD67]

That's it ..... one picture of you dancing naked round a bonfire and I'm off to find a quiet corner & some Kleenex

Seriously!?!

 

[Don the Don]

That's it ..... one picture of you dancing naked round a bonfire and I'm off

Say's the man from Norfolk, at least we would not have to see additional bit's and bob's

 

[half ton]

Say's the man from Norfolk, at least we would not have to see additional bit's and bob's

I can't speak for Bob as I've not seen him nekked (thank feck) and as for my bits ..... I'm no different to you orrible lot ... all three of my testicles are in fully working condition

 

[Scrappy]

I can't speak for Bob as I've not seen him nekked (thank feck) and as for my bits ..... I'm no different to you orrible lot ... all three of my testicles are in fully working condition

I used to go to school with a guy who was known as "E.T." as the rumour was he had an extra testicle.

 

[half ton]

I used to go to school with a guy who was known as "E.T." as the rumour was he had an extra testicle.

The poor sod ... can you imagine the piss taking just because he has 4 testicles

 

[Doc Strange]

It's a start.....found a sheeps skull yesterday.

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If you really want to worry your neighbour, start work on your wickerman!

DS