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Petition to call another General Election, over 500,000 votes already! Sign and share! - Probably won't achieve anything other than...
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This is the "man" running and ruining our country, worse and more evil than I had thought... -
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I told my buddy that Jewish people call God by a different name. He was like, "No way!" I was like, "Yahweh"
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A young boy asks his dad "Why do they say gardeners have green fingers, when their fingers are not actually green?" The dad...
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Was out for a pint the other night and got to chatting with the lady behind the bar. She was getting on a bit, easily over sixty but the...
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I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.
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I've just bought a Jehovah's witness advent calendar. Every time I open a door on it someone tells me to **** off.
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It was that time of year, the interdenominational darts tourney! At the semi finals, the synagogue team were beaten by the monks from...
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk...
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After hearing me sing, my music teacher told me I should be tenor. Tenor twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay the exorcist. You get repossessed.
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What do you call a Chinese girl with a liquidiser? Blenda.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated?
