The Patter Of Tiny Webbed Feet

[DD67]

Obviously the title of this thread can only mean one of two things.
Either @half ton has lost his shoes or @BAD LUCK DUCK is gonna be a Dad again at 55yrs young?

I forwarded on a joke last night to my usual group of reprobates & included Ducks girlfriend. She replied saying they are expecting a son on or around 02/1/25.

They've already named the child & it's obvious that Duck picked the name. He isn't going to be called Apache Gunship Napalm Titties. But the name does follow a similar pattern

 

[Big Sandy]

Congratulations @BAD LUCK DUCK

 

[Public Enemy]

Life in the old boy yet!!

Any bets on Donald?

 

[Don the Don]

Well done Duck,

 

[Don the Don]

Any bets on Donald?

A righteous name if ever I heard one

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

It's a conspiracy against me perpetrated by left wing hippy commie bastards is what it is..
I wasn't even there guvnor..
Honest m'lud
Also he looks nothing like me in the scan photo

 

[DD67]

Also he looks nothing like me in the scan photo

Yeah, I heard that.
Apparently Apache Gunship, Napalm, Titties Dad is actually Winston Deckland the 3rd from the estate innit bruv!

 

[gazzatriumph]

Congratulations

 

[half ton]

Congrats Duck

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Think scan photos got mixed up...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

He does have a gigantic penis though for a lad that only weighs an estimated 2lbs though

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Thanks for congratulations lads..
It as come as a bit of a shock..
He is due in ten weeks or less and only found out last Wednesday..It did cause me to slam the bike into a dry stone wall..Fortunately the bike is ok

 

[Scrappy]

Congratulations mate!

I can foresee play times in the Duck household...

 

[Public Enemy]

 

[Don the Don]

Start building Duck, be great for the kid to play on...............and you

 

[Don the Don]

He does have a gigantic penis though for a lad that only weighs an estimated 2lbs though

 

[Big Sandy]

He does have a gigantic penis though for a lad that only weighs an estimated 2lbs though

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But is it for fighting, or is it for fun?

 

[DD67]

He does have a gigantic penis though for a lad that only weighs an estimated 2lbs though

Sorry to hear that mate
Who do you think the real father is?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Sorry to hear that mate
Who do you think the real father is?

Probably some Jamaican yardie porn star..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Start building Duck, be great for the kid to play on...............and you


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Ooh we could play black hawk down and shoot loads illegal immigrants..Be great tactical training for young Colt and it helps with the immigration problem