Joke of the day.

[Don the Don]

Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.

Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
"Look," said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little "zero."
"This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear insi...de this other hole.""Aaaaaaahhhhhh," said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, "Mr. Dickson,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole. "Hmmmm," he thought,
"How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?"
Yes," said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your arse!

 

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[Big Sandy]

Just having a drink and a chat with a bloke in the pub last night.
I discovered he was worth around 2 million and he told me the amazing story how he got rich.
Basically when he left school he had little or no qualifications, but he was good with his hands and he knew how to sell.
He knew he was never going to make it in an office job so it was nose to the grindstone time.
He left school at 15 and bought an old series Land Rover and spent a few weeks fixing it up. He then sold it for a profit and used the money to buy another and so on. He did this a lot over the next 35 years buying, repairing, selling and buying again.
He eventually moved onto Defenders in the 90s and Range Rovers in the last eight or nine years.
Even during the bad times he plugged away. He worked long hours, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days in pursuit of his goal.
Then his uncle passed away and left him 2 million.
A real heartwarming story.