MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Nah they are called 'aircraft'! If I want to go into the sky I choose something with an engine.
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BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Nice tits when you zoom in...
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
That's better Duck let's bring it back to a level we are all comfortable withNice tits when you zoom in...
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Nah, there is enough meteorite craters defacing the planet without me making another oneThere's another option for the larger framed gentlemen such as yourself & Marty.
They are called hang gliders
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Well what do you know...
In the past I had heard Rowan Atkinson was a total bellend of the highest calibre...
Turns out if this is to be believed he might be ok after all...Definitely agree with reform section five of the public disorder act...
I've been pulled on it many a time...
Mr Atkinson is now on my list of people to buy a beer for if I ever meet him
What a brilliant & truthful video.
Unfortunately, if anyone without his high profile tried to say the same. They'd possibly fall foul of the very law he's trying to change
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Must have rocket nozzles on ‘em. Did you see the speed with which she took off?Nice tits when you zoom in...
The bit at the end is a wide open window onto todays society.
The fact that he's worried about having his content taken off YouTube etc speaks volumes.
All the guy does is pokes fun at society & the "liberals" in particular.
The idea that could get him silenced puts a tin hat on everything that we've been saying about the "woke" left. And their total inability to be 5% as tolerant as they claim to be.
The YouTube channel of a comedian/irreverent pi$$taker being under threat. Should be held up as a prime example of their hypocrisy!
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Well I thought you were overdue some advice about healthy eating
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Rab C. that was a series for Scots to be proud of!
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
The thing about Rab C. is that people think it was fiction. I was around the Glasgow of Rab C. Nesbitt and, believe me, the things that went on in the real Govan, not to mention Drumchapel, Easterhouse, Castlemilk etc. were just as bizarre and funny and the people were really like the characters. I remember being in one fella's council house in the slightly more posh town of Coatbridge east of Glasgow and he took great pleasure in showing me how powerful his new air rifle was by firing it in the living room and demonstrating that the pellets were able to go right through the wall into his sons bedroom next door! Then he was bemoaning the fact that he was trying to stop his five year old son from humping his pillow after he got a hold of Daddy's porn video stash. Crazy, wild people. The night buses in Glasgow used to be great fun too. You were guaranteed to find at least a few RabC's or Jamesie Cottar's on them.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Still chortle at Ella’s line “well Jamesie’s frae Mars but I am from Penis!”
half ton
Legendary Knight
https://youtu.be/bndh9bmDhEg
Stick with it ... it gets better after he has taped her up ...You can thank me later 
Stick with it ... it gets better after he has taped her up
...You can thank me later
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Maybe I'm just weird but I have to say that I have rarely seen so many women make being almost naked appear less sexy. If it wasn't for the figure and equipment I would have sworn some of 'em were blokes.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
How does a bloke do a job like that without getting a stiffy? or at least a semi, maybe they bat for the other side.https://youtu.be/bndh9bmDhEg
Stick with it ... it gets better after he has taped her up
me i would have something to put the role of tape on
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Still Game, another good laugh
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Hah! A couple of years ago I walked into the shop in the local caravan park to pick up some pipe tobacco and a couple of wee kids pointed at me and said "Jeesus it's Big Innes!" for some strange reason I was more pleased than annoyed.