Accident

[gazzatriumph]

Hi All,
The ladder I was on collapsed and I have a compound fracture of the ankle, two bones sticking out. Airlifted to hospital as risk of losing my foot but they sorted that out I waiting for another operation today.
I don't think I will make the meet up in April not just because of injury but I only get statutory sick pay and I'm going to be off a while. Really sorry Don and the others was really looking forward to meeting you. Another time hopefully.

 

[Big Sandy]

Ouch! That sounds like it hurt like fook! Thanks be they have kept your foot intact.

Heal well brother.

 

[Scrappy]

Bloody hell that sounds nasty . Wishing you a full and speedy recovery Gazza

 

[Don the Don]

Blimey Gazza [you old fart] hope you heal well soon mate, never mind us always another day, did the same thing myself a couple of years ago old bones take longer to heal look after yourself my friend.

 

[gazzatriumph]

 

[gazzatriumph]

Got this frame on now until op

 

[Don the Don]

Got this frame on now until op

You been shaving your leg's or something?..............just jesting pal pulling your leg............oh no not the bad one.

 

[half ton]

Hope it gets sorted soon Gazza, Every time I see a pic like your leg my nuts tighten and I feel a shiver through my body ...... not in a pervy way you understand

 

[Big Sandy]

Bet you're quite a traction for the nurses though, eh?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Hope the operation goes well!

 

[DD67]

Sorry to hear this Gazza.
Get well soon mate.
And try to make the meet up if at all possible?

 

[gazzatriumph]

You been shaving your leg's or something?..............just jesting pal pulling your leg............oh no not the bad one.

For some reason hair stopped growing in any amount on my legs years ago, you're not the first to ask if I shave them. I don't by the way.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Not sure if anyone has been given ketamine before. I was given it at the scence and at the hospital. I was off my head, illusionating, swearing mad stuff. As I was being put in to the ambulance to go to the helicopter I shouted out I'm special lol. I certainly am

 

[DD67]

Not sure if anyone has been given ketamine before. I was given it at the scence and at the hospital. I was off my head, illusionating, swearing mad stuff. As I was being put in to the ambulance to go to the helicopter I shouted out I'm special lol. I certainly am

Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser.
Have you now got a knob like a babies arm holding an orange?

 

[MartytheMartian]

Jeez that sounds like it was a nasty one @gazzatriumph I've never seen any of my bones in the nude and I don't want to.

Never tried Ketamine though. donkeys years ago it was popular where I used to live for anyone wanting to get seriously out of their tree. The Vets were always getting robbed for it.

Anyways hope you get back on your feet quickly.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser.
Have you now got a knob like a babies arm holding an orange?

I did before to be honest

 

[gazzatriumph]

Op tomorrow, feeling nervous.

 

[Don the Don]

For some reason hair stopped growing in any amount on my legs years ago, you're not the first to ask if I shave them. I don't by the way.

It's the stockings ain't it, they have impaired growth, I have heard all about that kind of fetish

I did before to be honest

Jake the peg,.............Diddle diddle diddle dum

 

[gazzatriumph]

No op tomorrow now apparently

 

[Big Sandy]

Any update on when they'll get it sorted for you? You'd think they might be needing the bed?

 

[Don the Don]

Any update on when they'll get it sorted for you? You'd think they might be needing the bed?

Don't worry he'll be out first immigrant that needs a bed