Am I allowed in?

[Old Nick]

Hello everyone, now I’ve found this place thought I’d see if I’m allowed in because I’m bored
The old place got so tedious I gave up months ago
So looking for fun frolicks and belly laughs with like minded tossers
And here’s a picture of my bike


my gun


and my Mrs

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Tossers? Us?

You’re in. Ignore the Duck. He has anxiety aggression issues.

 

[Tallpaul]

Welcome Old Nick. I hope you have a thick skin or the door will be shown to you!

 

[chas]

So looking for fun frolicks and belly laughs with like minded tossers

Old Tossers, please. We *do* have manners

 

[DD67]

Hi Nick,

Welcome to the forum. You were on our guest list, but you seemed ok with the way things were after our departure.
Glad to hear that you've finally seen the light

 

[The Departed]

Hello everyone, now I’ve found this place thought I’d see if I’m allowed in because I’m bored
The old place got so tedious I gave up months ago
So looking for fun frolicks and belly laughs with like minded tossers
And here’s a picture of my bike
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my gun
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and my Mrs
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Thruxton
Schwerer Gustav
And some random bird without her legs open?

What's the story, morning glory?

 

[Scrappy]

Bike, gun and totty, classic introduction. Welcome in @Old Nick.

 

[Don the Don]

Hi @Old Nick welcome your qualifications suit us just fine

 

[Freck]

Welcome @Old Nick.
From your introductory photos I’m sure you’ll fit in fine. Just be aware that Duck will be pestering you to sell him your gun (and probably your missus) or at least tell him where you got it.
Nice bike BTW

 

[Old Nick]

Thanks for the welcome everyone good to see you all again

 

[Holy Shit]

Welcome Nick and wishing you good luck here,because you’ll need it.

 

[Old Nick]

Hi Nick,

Welcome to the forum. You were on our guest list, but you seemed ok with the way things were after our departure.
Glad to hear that you've finally seen the light

Cheers mate, I stopped posting over there 3 or4 months ago, it just got drab and silly, even the joke thread seems to have had the life sucked out of it :-()

 

[Old Nick]

Thruxton
Schwerer Gustav
And some random bird without her legs open?

What's the story, morning glory?

Aha in my head my missus looks like the totty and my guns huge - usually after I’ve hit the Sherry

 

[MartytheMartian]

Late to the party as usual (in my defense I have been seriously flushing out the radiator on my Daytona before putting new coolant in) So better late than never, welcome to our sandpit @Old Nick

 

[Don the Don]

Aha in my head my missus looks like the totty and my guns huge - usually after I’ve hit the Sherry

Get yourself over to the 18+ section our Ducks Girls and Guns thread, if need be you could ask @BB3Lions to borrow his other wank sock

 

[The Departed]

Get yourself over to the 18+ section our Ducks Girls and Guns thread, if need be you could ask @BB3Lions to borrow his other wank sock

You've had it for months mate, surely you've made enough soup out of it to pass it on?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Thruxton
Schwerer Gustav
And some random bird without her legs open?

What's the story, morning glory?

Legs open? No doubt you think No! means yes.....? The poor child is barely out of her teens and too young to be my daughter. Old Nick is obviously her guardian and mentor. Decorum, please!

 

[Don the Don]

You've had it for months mate, surely you've made enough soup out of it to pass it on?

I gave it to the old folks home they are using it as a cheap garden sock should be able to grow shit loads with all the protein you put in it mate

 

[Old Nick]

Legs open? No doubt you think No! means yes.....? The poor child is barely out of her teens and too young to be my daughter. Old Nick is obviously her guardian and mentor. Decorum, please!

Well I’d knob ‘er

Actually I have because she’s my wife

 

[Old Nick]

Get yourself over to the 18+ section our Ducks Girls and Guns thread, if need be you could ask @BB3Lions to borrow his other wank sock

I haven’t heard of wank socks for years, are they still a thing?