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BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

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BB3Lions said:
I once met this really fit bird in the club, we went back to mine, I started eating her out and felt this like warm sickly taste, looked up and she said she's on. I went to the bog and I looked like id been given a joker cut. Anyhow, washed up went back in and said no worries (cocaine/JD/Ecstacy).

Anyhow, I felt something in my mouth and sort of chomped on it, blood splurted and it was like a period clot.

We did go out a few times after that, funny and gorgeous.
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Well done that man...
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

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The Hooker's Union

A dedicated Operator’s union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive
blue-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

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"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 80 year old woman in the corner,
"but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


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Not my joke...Belongs to another member of our fine forum but it so good it needs to be shared...Nice one my friend 🤣🤣🤣
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
BB3Lions said:
I once met this really fit bird in the club, we went back to mine, I started eating her out and felt this like warm sickly taste, looked up and she said she's on. I went to the bog and I looked like id been given a joker cut. Anyhow, washed up went back in and said no worries (cocaine/JD/Ecstacy).

Anyhow, I felt something in my mouth and sort of chomped on it, blood splurted and it was like a period clot.

We did go out a few times after that, funny and gorgeous.
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A little bit off blood never stopped a war

The problem off banging when they are on is the Hydraulicking effect makes it harder going 😆
 
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