Sounds like something you'd agree with @Don the Don
You know me too well, being a tall bugger I was usually right marker on parade [the one the rest formed upon] and I always had an habit of breaking wind and the poor feckers around me would sway with the stench and get balled out for moving on paradeSounds like something you'd agree with @Don the Don
Accident? I'd call it a bullseye................
Absolutely brilliant!!!