How long would you expect a starter battery to last?

[half ton]

I'm not going near my past, or doing a DNA test, I'm only the 3rd generation born in the UK as we came from the Channel Islands .......... no way in hell do I want it confirmed that I'm............... FRENCH

 

[Don the Don]

We truly are a bunch of Ingloriouse Bastards aren't we

As for threads it's the only bit of diversity that I take, and being old git's our minds wonder a bit.

 

[Tallpaul]

Fascinating read. It has inspired me to poke around in my forebears. Might start with DNA. Is my wank sock a suitable sample?

 

[Don the Don]

Is my wank sock a suitable sample?

"Oh yes it's what I used" the trick is to let the sock go stiff like cardboard then you can simply write the address on it and put a stamp on it , enough glue to stick the stamp down already.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Fascinating read. It has inspired me to poke around in my forebears. Might start with DNA. Is my wank sock a suitable sample?

Funnily enough, I thought about that because I was running out of spit.