Made me chuckle!
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Don the Don
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"chuckle" that old joke, been played many times on the unsuspecting but these experts, laugh I nearly pissed myself
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Grim moment Antiques Roadshow expert drinks from 180-year-old bottle before finding out what was inside
Watch the grim moment Antiques Roadshow Andy McConnell drank what he believed was a vintage port, with the liquid turning out to be something very nasty.
Big Sandy
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Served the pretentious prick right!"chuckle" that old joke, been played many times on the unsuspecting but these experts, laugh I nearly pissed myself
Grim moment Antiques Roadshow expert drinks from 180-year-old bottle before finding out what was inside
Watch the grim moment Antiques Roadshow Andy McConnell drank what he believed was a vintage port, with the liquid turning out to be something very nasty.
Errr, should I admit to burying a few witches bottles along our boundary with the wankers next door?
gazzatriumph
Legendary Knight
Well if you did piss yourself you could bottled it and that silly fucker would drink it."chuckle" that old joke, been played many times on the unsuspecting but these experts, laugh I nearly pissed myself
Grim moment Antiques Roadshow expert drinks from 180-year-old bottle before finding out what was inside
Watch the grim moment Antiques Roadshow Andy McConnell drank what he believed was a vintage port, with the liquid turning out to be something very nasty.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
chateauneuf-du-Don, has a distinctive Bouquet
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
........ I aint eatin that
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I'll stick to using Laxatives to empty my bowels thank you.Fuck That........
I did a naked bungee jump on my stag night.Fuck That........
The things you do when you're young, susceptable to peer pressure & pi$$ed!
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Did your ball bag end up in your mouth? Is it as salty as they say?I did a naked bungee jump on my stag night.
The things you do when you're young, susceptable to peer pressure & pi$$ed!
It was late in the evening & getting dark. As I got close to the ground there was what seemed like one large blinding flash.
For a split second I thought it was that bright light that folk talk about when they have near death experiences i.e. I'd hit the ground & was dead!
Then the bungee cord catapulted me back up & I saw dozens of smaller flashes.
Thankfully, it was just my mates & other bystanders taking photos!
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
I'd need to be unconsious to get strapped into one of those. One of my closest biker friends did one from a bridge over a river gorge in New Zealand. 3.2.1 and he jumped...........amazing.It was late in the evening & getting dark. As I got close to the ground there was what seemed like one large blinding flash.
For a split second I thought it was that bright light that folk talk about when they have near death experiences i.e. I'd hit the ground & was dead!
Then the bungee cord catapulted me back up & I saw dozens of smaller flashes.
Thankfully, it was just my mates & other bystanders taking photos!
It's definitely an adrenaline rush Paul!
I did mine before the health & safety police got involved.
The guys running the show were told that it was my stag weekend. And as I said, it was starting to get dark. Consequently, it wouldn't have taken a detective to work out that I'd had a fair bit to drink by then. Even though I didn't necessarily look pi$$ed (as I'm a professional Pi$$head
)I'd imagine that these days punters would be banded from jumping at the slightest whiff of alcohol?
I didn't actually agree to do it naked. I'd agreed to do the jump in my underpants.
But just before I was due to jump. One of the crew produced a knife (belonging to a "friend" of mine
) & he cut my underpants off!He did so, then retired to a fairly safe distance whilst saying .."It wasn't my idea & your mates said you've got an awesome sense of humour?"...
Obviously, at that point I only had two choices.
1) Punch the guy & abandon the jump. Then be labelled a humourless coward.
2) Go for it & quickly think of some good excuses about it being a chilly night etc etc
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
would have been like ice cream with the cold air blasting over them
My ball bag just about managed to make contact with my winky.
No chance of it hitting me in the mouth!
It was a VERY chilly night though!
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
"No" but it sounds like you had a lump in your throat.My ball bag just about managed to make contact with my winky.
No chance of it hitting me in the mouth!
It was a VERY chilly night though!
Indeed!
And here's the evidence on a cupboard in my man-cave.
It was nearly 30yrs ago when I was young & stupid. Now I'm just stupid!
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