Made me chuckle!
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MartytheMartian
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New advert on the TV for 'Thedisrepairlawyers' - Some bunch of ambulance chasers looking to cash in on folks who are living in rotten housing that has been forced into service because so many illegal immigrants are putting pressure on the housing stocks. The 'family' in the advert are on the darker side of the spectrum with the father figure having an African accent and the wee girl declares 'This black stuff is everywhere'. You're telling us kid- Now how do we get rid of it? 
I mean the mold in the housing stock of course!
I mean the mold in the housing stock of course!
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smib
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Sadiq Khan condemns 'grotesquely irresponsible' ULEZ camera explosion in Sidcup
Police said the blast was an "extremely dangerous incident that could have resulted in innocent members of the public being injured or worse".
Bring on the revolution!
Some quotes from that storySadiq Khan condemns 'grotesquely irresponsible' ULEZ camera explosion in Sidcup
Police said the blast was an "extremely dangerous incident that could have resulted in innocent members of the public being injured or worse".news.sky.com
Bring on the revolution!
......"Counter Terrorism Command officers said that while the incident is not being treated as terrorism, it is believed to have been a "deliberate act"...
Presumably as apposed to the camera spontaneously exploding due to natural causes. As they often do
..."The camera - installed earlier the same day - was cut down at around 5.15pm, an hour-and-a-half before the explosion, the police said.
Officers are "keeping an open mind as to whether or not there is a connection between the camera being cut down and the planting of the explosive device"...
Erm, officers. I'll go out on a limb here guys. I have a sneaky suspicion that it'll transpire that the two incidents were indeed connected
..."Jasmine, who lives in the area and was driving nearby at the time, told Sky News the "explosion was deafening and at first I thought it was some sort of bomb that had gone off"...
Jasmine, there's a logical explanation for why it sounded like a bomb going off luv. Put your phone down, get off TikTok & I'll attempt to explain why
Where the f#ck do they find these idiots whom they quote?
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Whilst I'm not advocating violence, maybe the bomb could have been more usefully inserted into the man responsible for having these grotesque cameras erected in the first place.Some quotes from that story
..."Counter Terrorism Command officers said that while the incident is not being treated as terrorism, it is believed to have been a "deliberate act"...
Presumably as apposed to the camera spontaneously exploding due to natural causes. As they often do
..."The camera - installed earlier the same day - was cut down at around 5.15pm, an hour-and-a-half before the explosion, the police said.
Officers are "keeping an open mind as to whether or not there is a connection between the camera being cut down and the planting of the explosive device"...
Erm, officers. I'll go out on a limb here guys. I have a sneaky suspicion that it'll transpire that the two incidents were indeed connected
..."Jasmine, who lives in the area and was driving nearby at the time, told Sky News the "explosion was deafening and at first I thought it was some sort of bomb that had gone off"...
Jasmine, there's a logical explanation for why it sounded like a bomb going off luv. Put your phone down, get off TikTok & I'll attempt to explain why
Where the f#ck do they find these idiots whom they quote?
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
Well, in these days of liberal acceptance, you could argue the resultant mess was just "artistic expression" and infringing your right to express your artistic side would be repression.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
One of the best!
Laughed so much it hurt
Truly brilliant!
