The Conspiracy Theorists Thread

half ton

Legendary Knight
Well I think I am going to start purchasing a few extra tins of pellets for the cupboard and investing in a better scope for the air rifle, At least living in the countryside means I can always put meat on the table ........ also thinking about purchasing a crossbow before they become illegal , You just never know when you'll need it :oops:
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Some nice ones here...


Isn't it ironic. Can't buy an air rifle without a licence in Scotland. Certainly can't buy one online, had to be a gun shop, it 'private sale'.

A crossbow could kill you with one shot, but I can buy one online, no questions asked, apart from are you over 18.

World. Mad. Crazy. Gone.
Crossbows are classed as Archery, I have had mine since the 80's and it is very much upgraded and true to form I go over the top
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
The problem of course though with all these things is that while they are great toys to play with they are all severely limited as weapons. I suppose @Big Sandy Claymore is, in a way, a more useful weapon in that it doesn't need re-loaded every time you use it and is devastatingly powerful in the right hands not to mention being hard to miss with.

We've had various ballistic weapons for centuries now but the biggest limiting factor is still the amount of ammunition the operator can carry and the fact that, apart from shotgun shells, the missile is small and needs precision to hit it's target effectively. We still would probably end up fighting hand to hand in a relatively short time. In the event of having to defend your liberty a sort of taser that didn't tie you to your target would be more useful. If you can disable your enemy for a relatively short period of time you could handle multiples and just put them out of the game long enough to then follow up and dispatch them with your good old claymore.

I think that, when the time comes I rather fancy lumps of lead in various shapes, fired from a catapult. Making the catapult is easy, just get some of those rubbery stretchy tubes that you get for exercising with and fit them to a Y-shaped frame. The catapult could be easily stored, you could make more at the drop of a hat and the choice of missiles is broad without any modifications to the catapult.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I suppose @Big Sandy Claymore is, in a way, a more useful weapon in that it doesn't need re-loaded every time you use it and is devastatingly powerful in the right hands not to mention being hard to miss with.
Please can we have a video of @Big Sandy chasing rabbits around a Scottish hillside with his Claymore. Ideally with the accompanying soundtrack...

..."Stand still ya wee b'stards ya!!!"...

And the rabbits pulling moonies at him & flicking him the bird. Until he throws the Claymore at them 🤣
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Have you ever seen anyone kill a rabbit by hand? I used to know a guy, I think he was ex-special forces although he would never admit to anything except having been in the forces and he showed me a trick once. There was an area near where I lived where there were rabbits in their thousands. We went down there and he just calmly walked along carrying a stick and by some weird trick the rabbits didn't move or run away. As he drew level with one of them he kept looking ahead of him and then suddenly swung the stick and damn near took Flopsy's head off her shoulders. He said the trick was to convince the rabbits that you couldn't see them but I reckon there was more to it than that. Master a trick like that and you'd never go hungry as long as there were rabbits around.
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
If you have a couple of hours, I think this is entertaining and very interesting...

 
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