The Conspiracy Theorists Thread

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Don't you love all the prepers mentality, what do they think will happen when they run out of food or water and have to come out to hunt radioactive rabbits or rats ...more likely cockroaches.:rolleyes:
If the rabbit is radioactive and glows in the dark it should theoretically make it an easier target and no need for lamps which require batteries..
Also rabbits may double in size grow extra legs meaning you can make a bigger rabbit pie ๐Ÿฅง
Mmmmm pie ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿฆ†
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
It does speak to the determination of some human beings to survive no matter how shit life may be or how short that extra span of life may be. Personally I'd prefer to be vapourised quickly in the event of a global catastrophe. I don't see the point to clinging onto what will always be a finite period of life if the quality is even average let alone piss poor, post apocalyptic.
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
It does speak to the determination of some human beings to survive no matter how shit life may be or how short that extra span of life may be. Personally I'd prefer to be vapourised quickly in the event of a global catastrophe. I don't see the point to clinging onto what will always be a finite period of life if the quality is even average let alone piss poor, post apocalyptic.
Erm...I'm currently working on getting vapourised ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฆ†
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Bring on the poxyclypse ๐Ÿฆ†
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
If you are interested in history, the cyclical rise and fall of ancient civilisations and global catastrophes, then you might like this video (apart from the annoying host). Whilst I don't buy in to all the spiritual stuff, I find the physical, evidential, and ancient documented 'mythology' is very compelling. This is a huge subject, and with a bit of investigation there is a huge amount of physical evidence, geological, archaeological, etc to support the theory of repeated devastation of previous very advanced ancient human civilisations. Also if it is of interest, look up books/videos from Randall Carlson, Graham Hancock, Robert Schoch, Christopher Dunn.


It talks about cyclical catastrophes, occurring about every 13,000 years, and how they happen rapidly and not slowly as we are taught in school, it also proves man-made climate change is total bollox.

Ice core temperature records from Greenland showing the last 15,000 years, and if this is indeed a repeated cycle every 13,000 years then we are f#cked ๐Ÿคช

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Scrappy

Legendary Knight

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Fruit Cider :oops:
It was a nice hot day and I didn't fancy anything other than whiskey...so I tried something that was a bit lighter and not so heavy or gonna give me the shits the following day..You don't wanna pebble dash the girlfriends very tiny nice clean toilet...
Any ways it turned out its cheap as chips quite light and refreshing and makes me look young trendy and virile...๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ†
 

Sarky Bโ€™stard

Legendary Knight
It was a nice hot day and I didn't fancy anything other than whiskey...so I tried something that was a bit lighter and not so heavy or gonna give me the shits the following day..You don't wanna pebble dash the girlfriends very tiny nice clean toilet...
Any ways it turned out its cheap as chips quite light and refreshing and makes me look young trendy and virile...๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ†
Only in the mirror. You remind me that the difference between a dog and a fox is about 2 pints.
 

smib

Legendary Knight
It was a nice hot day and I didn't fancy anything other than whiskey...so I tried something that was a bit lighter and not so heavy or gonna give me the shits the following day..You don't wanna pebble dash the girlfriends very tiny nice clean toilet...
Any ways it turned out its cheap as chips quite light and refreshing and makes me look young trendy and virile...๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ†
Good excuse.... But

Fruit cider is so gay๐Ÿ˜‰
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Here's Emperor Klauss, who wants to rule the world, notice that he states serving self interest before community. This is no longer a conspiracy theory it is well out in the open, he even talks about the powerful elite shaping the world. I find it very alarming how quickly this is happening most countries (inc the UK) are signing up to the WEF (Bill Gates's) new pandemic protocol, giving away control to the WEF who will decide what measures will be taken in future pandemics, like mandated lockdowns and jabs :mad:


One way or another Gates will try to ensure everyone gets his prick in them...

 
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