A Place For Your WTF Moments

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I just seen a video promoted by some hippies Bill Gates and apparently a lot of celebrities...
Eating insects instead of meat and help stop climate change...
Blurgh
I tell you what..Them celebrities and such can have my share of insects and I'll continue to eat roast pork lamb beef and chicken

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Also fuck the climate..
I'm all for global warming...
Five bags of coal just cost me £40 more than usual and apparently its going up again...

 

[MartytheMartian]

Aye the bastards should leave the poor sodding insects alone. We all know that the real way to 'help the planet' is to kill off a significant percentage of the human population, say 50% at least. My vote is that we start with the 'celebrities' then move on to TikTok 'Influencers' and other pond scum all out to try and become 'famous' for doing nothing more than being a bunch of twats.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Aye the bastards should leave the poor sodding insects alone. We all know that the real way to 'help the planet' is to kill off a significant percentage of the human population, say 50% at least. My vote is that we start with the 'celebrities' then move on to TikTok 'Influencers' and other pond scum all out to try and become 'famous' for doing nothing more than being a bunch of twats.

You got my vote...
Also I don't mind doing a bit of volunteer work in the killing hippies commie liberals and assorted twats department...
Would you believe it..
I volunteered to do something Gratis...
I've changed..

 

[Public Enemy]

I bet @Don the Don says he's had larger anal births than that!!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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I bet @Don the Don says he's had larger anal births than that!!

So they gave birth to a little shit...
Hold on its not exactly birthing if you shat it out...
How do they know it's actually a baby and not a dodgey kebab he ate nine months ago...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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I bet @Don the Don says he's had larger anal births than that!!

Either way if you wanna have a kid this to me is the wrong way to do it...

 

[half ton]

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I bet @Don the Don says he's had larger anal births than that!!

I bet the delivery was a job for Dyno-rod...somethings just weren't ment to be, why the fuck did they not just adopt ...Los Angeles California has now become the cesspit of the west coast.

 

[half ton]

I bet the delivery was a job for Dyno-rod...somethings just weren't ment to be, why the fuck did they not just adopt ...Los Angeles California has now become the cesspit of the west coast.

And another thing ...how the fuck did it (can't call it a he) crap for the 9 months with a chavvy in there...border line child abuse that is

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I wanna know how many of you are now thinking of crapping out a few sprogs and living of the state instead of working for a living

 

[half ton]

I wanna know how many of you are now thinking of crapping out a few sprogs and living of the state instead of working for a living

I retire (semi) in 4 months and still have 3 adult shits sponging off me and the missus... I just want a quiet life , just me my bike and .......a rifle.

 

[DD67]

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I bet @Don the Don says he's had larger anal births than that!!

It's obviously a wind-up.
Even if it was possible to transplant ovaries into a rectum.
As has been pointed out, how would you shit past a growing baby for 9 months?
It makes me wonder why such a ridiculous story was put out there on the interweb? Unless it's simply yet another attempt to create hatred & division

 

[MartytheMartian]

It is indeed a fake, Jeezus! I know we talk about giving birth to massive dumps but I don't believe there is any way the old back passage could cope with something the size of a baby and, as you say @DD67 it is apparently designed to 'bait' those that are considered to be Homophobic or anti-LGBT+ whatever by those who consider themselves morally superior to those who find deviancy and perversion to be unpalateable and maybe even wrong.

 

[Don the Don]

All those rear entry bastids need shooting,

I suppose when they have Diarrhea it's classed as being on....................I'll get me coat

 

[Old Nick]

As has been pointed out, how would you shit past a growing baby for 9 months?

Colostomy Bag

 

[Big Sandy]

I wanna know how many of you are now thinking of crapping out a few sprogs and living of the state instead of working for a living

Kind of reminds me of the joke about how long it took a certain nationality to have a shit....9 months.

 

[Scrappy]

My local Coop has started to display some Christmas products already

 

[MartytheMartian]

I got an email from The Tool Academy a few weeks ago ( it's a shop that sells tools online and not a place where you learn how to be a dickhead) and it was announcing the Wera Tools 'Advent Calendar'. I feckin' hate Christmas and really do wish that if they have to use it to sell shit they did it in just the few weeks before it and not with a quarter of the bloody year still to go!

 

[Don the Don]

what a fecked up world this is, these sick bastids need a 9mm pill

 

[MartytheMartian]

That has to be another pisstake. Twelve inches long, twelve inches in circumference and five pounds in weight. If anyone could get that up their ass, no matter how much 'practice' they have had, they'd get into the Guiness Book of Records I think.