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Scrappy

Scrappy

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MartytheMartian said:
That has to be another pisstake. Twelve inches long, twelve inches in circumference and five pounds in weight. If anyone could get that up their ass, no matter how much 'practice' they have had, they'd get into the Guiness Book of Records I think.
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DD67 said:
My guess is it's yet another wind-up Don.
Look at the language used in the description. I'd say it was composed by a heterosexual having a laugh.
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Its a sign of the times when you can't be 100% certain that its a wind up or not. The world has become so sick and perverse that any kind of degeneracy could actually take place 😕
 
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Scrappy

Scrappy

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DD67 said:
I was attempting to save your blushes Chas.
But now you've fessed up. It seems like a good time to point out that when we inserted your hedgehog & porcupine head first. It was the logical thing to do. Then as you know, that all changed when we had to get them out! 😳
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Wow! I didn't know you two had been a couple 😲, and that's ok, but bestiality is a step too far. Poor hedgehog & porcupine, no creature should have to suffer such horrific cruelty.
 
Old Nick

Old Nick

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Foxy said:
Why, whats happened in Sheffield, Nick?
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We stayed in the Quays area to attend a competition at the English Gymnastics Centre (very good and well equipped Centre) and when we arrived mid Saturday afternoon the streets only had gangs of feral looking youths roaming around no ‘normal’ people, and when driving from the Hotel (very nice classy joint) to the gym centre old red brick factories shut or derelict, the old shopping areas which were clearly very wealthy in their day, derelict or boarded up and dirty, those that were open seemed very dubious, the only pub I saw had black boarding over the windows although open! (Never a good sign) Old abandoned cinemas and an open air bar in the middle of an industrial area?
The Quays Hotel area has clearly had money invested in it, as has the Gymnastics Centre, but all around it is run down, derelict, grimy

Several of the other competitors families had gone into the City during the Saturday and came back with tales of drug taking youths on street corners and in shop doorways

On the Sunday I went for a drive round the City and it didn’t change my opinion

As I say it shocked me @Foxy i’ve seen social and urban decay down here but nothing like Sheffield - I couldn’t see any redeeming features or signs of improvements
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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It's everywhere now. Word is that you can't take a motorcycle into Edinburgh now and not have a good chance of having it stolen. Even bikejacking by force isn't unheard of. I've heard from folks over that way that there are youfs, of a certain colour, roaring around the streets, road and pavement, on stolen bikes without helmets and with masks on terrorising people without fear of arrest. The country is becoming a shithole at an incredible rate now and the 'ruling classes' seem to be oblivious to or positively encouraging it.
 
Public Enemy

Public Enemy

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Old Nick said:
We stayed in the Quays area to attend a competition at the English Gymnastics Centre (very good and well equipped Centre) and when we arrived mid Saturday afternoon the streets only had gangs of feral looking youths roaming around no ‘normal’ people, and when driving from the Hotel (very nice classy joint) to the gym centre old red brick factories shut or derelict, the old shopping areas which were clearly very wealthy in their day, derelict or boarded up and dirty, those that were open seemed very dubious, the only pub I saw had black boarding over the windows although open! (Never a good sign) Old abandoned cinemas and an open air bar in the middle of an industrial area?
The Quays Hotel area has clearly had money invested in it, as has the Gymnastics Centre, but all around it is run down, derelict, grimy

Several of the other competitors families had gone into the City during the Saturday and came back with tales of drug taking youths on street corners and in shop doorways

On the Sunday I went for a drive round the City and it didn’t change my opinion

As I say it shocked me @Foxy i’ve seen social and urban decay down here but nothing like Sheffield - I couldn’t see any redeeming features or signs of improvements
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What you are describing is not urban decay. It is the new improved Sheffield that tried to become European City of Culture! :rolleyes:
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

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Old Nick said:
We stayed in the Quays area to attend a competition at the English Gymnastics Centre (very good and well equipped Centre) and when we arrived mid Saturday afternoon the streets only had gangs of feral looking youths roaming around no ‘normal’ people, and when driving from the Hotel (very nice classy joint) to the gym centre old red brick factories shut or derelict, the old shopping areas which were clearly very wealthy in their day, derelict or boarded up and dirty, those that were open seemed very dubious, the only pub I saw had black boarding over the windows although open! (Never a good sign) Old abandoned cinemas and an open air bar in the middle of an industrial area?
The Quays Hotel area has clearly had money invested in it, as has the Gymnastics Centre, but all around it is run down, derelict, grimy

Several of the other competitors families had gone into the City during the Saturday and came back with tales of drug taking youths on street corners and in shop doorways

On the Sunday I went for a drive round the City and it didn’t change my opinion

As I say it shocked me @Foxy i’ve seen social and urban decay down here but nothing like Sheffield - I couldn’t see any redeeming features or signs of improvements
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To be honest the best thing about Sheffield after the steel industry collapsed was the movie threads...
Things have improved slightly since they nuked the place to make the movie but its still got a long way to go :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:🦆
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

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MartytheMartian said:
It is indeed a fake, Jeezus! I know we talk about giving birth to massive dumps but I don't believe there is any way the old back passage could cope with something the size of a baby and, as you say @DD67 it is apparently designed to 'bait' those that are considered to be Homophobic or anti-LGBT+ whatever by those who consider themselves morally superior to those who find deviancy and perversion to be unpalateable and maybe even wrong.
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I find it unpalatable and wrong 🦆
 
Foxy

Foxy

Legendary Knight
Old Nick said:
We stayed in the Quays area to attend a competition at the English Gymnastics Centre (very good and well equipped Centre) and when we arrived mid Saturday afternoon the streets only had gangs of feral looking youths roaming around no ‘normal’ people, and when driving from the Hotel (very nice classy joint) to the gym centre old red brick factories shut or derelict, the old shopping areas which were clearly very wealthy in their day, derelict or boarded up and dirty, those that were open seemed very dubious, the only pub I saw had black boarding over the windows although open! (Never a good sign) Old abandoned cinemas and an open air bar in the middle of an industrial area?
The Quays Hotel area has clearly had money invested in it, as has the Gymnastics Centre, but all around it is run down, derelict, grimy

Several of the other competitors families had gone into the City during the Saturday and came back with tales of drug taking youths on street corners and in shop doorways

On the Sunday I went for a drive round the City and it didn’t change my opinion

As I say it shocked me @Foxy i’ve seen social and urban decay down here but nothing like Sheffield - I couldn’t see any redeeming features or signs of improvements
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Sadly, you're pretty much right. Which gymnastics centre were you at, may I ask? Sheffield city centre is big, and although a lot of it is now a shit hole, some of the areas are quite vibrant. Meadowhall shopping centre has a lot to answer for!! I think it's a trend in a lot of city centres now, as the top shops have moved to out of town outlets, and online shopping has raped t'high street.
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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Yep city centre's and high streets are becoming wastelands and no-go zones. I was reading last night that the bus company Stagecoach have said they will no longer run buses in and out of Kilmarnock bus station (A hub for buses in Ayrshire, Scotland) after 6pm because apparently the place is now populated with teenagers wrecking the place and harrassing and threatening passengers and staff. I seem to recall we used to have a thing called a Police force who would crack down on such behaviour but it seems now that they have become a protection service for 'protest' groups and miscreants.
 
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