A Place For Your WTF Moments

[gazzatriumph]

Not too sure about this.

Ford launches hands-free driving on UK motorways

Government approves Ford's BlueCruise system to allow hands-off, eyes-on driving.

www.bbc.co.uk

I don't see the point of it,may aswell jump on a train if you can afford it.

 

[Scrappy]

 

[Scrappy]

Mr Vobes must have been getting too close to the truth...

 

[Scrappy]

WTF!! This is truly horrific that it might well get imposed in Ireland. If you think about it, it means someone could go to prison just because someone else doesn't like what you are viewing or reading

 

[DD67]

This would give your heart a workout! ...

BBC News - Watch: Shark comes out of nowhere and rams man's kayak

Watch: Shark comes out of nowhere and rams kayaker

Angler Scott Haraguchi filmed the dramatic moment and was not hurt during the encounter in Hawaii.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Don the Don]

This would give your heart a workout! ...

Open my bowels too

 

[Tallpaul]

George Orwell would be proud that he was correct, all those, what, 70+ years ago

 

[DD67]

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BBC News - Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Police Scotland said the black Honda Civic had been stolen from a property in Annan.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[MartytheMartian]

Clearly someone taking the piss but Christ it's a bit of an extreme way to go about it. I suppose a HIAB or something along those lines must have been used. It's a fucked up world we live in these days where people do shit like that for a larf.

 

[Don the Don]

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BBC News - Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Police Scotland said the black Honda Civic had been stolen from a property in Annan.

www.bbc.co.uk

"Annan" know the place very well, mostly owned by local estates the locals are pissheads and so are the Landed gentry nowt surprises me anymore, yet another scottish depressed area ........unless you are the Landed Gentry

 

[Big Sandy]

Years ago some friends and I went round the posh bit of Glasgow's Kelvingrove 'reparking' cars. You have to have about 6 of you, and you get the car bouncing, and then you can move them...hopefully no alarm....it's possible to turn them through 90° and sometimes, if it's a small car, you can stand them on top of each other, bonnet to boot. Funny to bounce them so they are bumper to bumper.... Rush hour is fun then.

Aaaah. Misspent yoof.

 

[Don the Don]

posh bit of Glasgow'

Those two words cannot go together, just different shades off shit

 

[Big Sandy]

'They' think they are posh. All panyan an all that.

 

[half ton]

Years ago some friends and I went round the posh bit of Glasgow's Kelvingrove 'reparking' cars. You have to have about 6 of you, and you get the car bouncing, and then you can move them...hopefully no alarm....it's possible to turn them through 90° and sometimes, if it's a small car, you can stand them on top of each other, bonnet to boot. Funny to bounce them so they are bumper to bumper.... Rush hour is fun then.

Aaaah. Misspent yoof.

 

[half ton]

An arsehole music teacher at my old school had an original Fiat 500 , There was a spot where he parked every day that was close to the school gate and a telegraph pole , Needless to say that car ended up in the gap quite regularly, The dopey c#nt refused to park in a safer area and the Headmaster was always bollicking the pupils in assembly which just encouraged the prank even more... I honestly think we turned him into a gibbering wreck

 

[Scrappy]

We broke a few teachers at my secondary school. We had one female teacher in tears on more than one occasion, one I remember was after playing her up continually for almost an hour, I think she tried to get us back on side by commenting that she like my mates Doc Martens boots, so he walked up to her desk lifted a leg and planted one of his boots on her desk and as she leaned in to take a look he let out a huge fart, the poor woman broke down in tears and fled the room

 

[Big Sandy]

Our chemistry teacher was writing on the board when this knife sailed past him and stuck in the board.

He never flinched, nor turned round. "Meredith. See me after class."

Epic!

 

[MartytheMartian]

I had a woodwork teacher like that. In his case it was someone who launched a chisel that embedded itself in the blackboard by his head. It was never spoken about but I'm convinced he gave the culprit a good thumping when he 'saw him after class'. I upset the Latin teacher, a mad Irish man who was roughly cube shaped, who called me out of my next class and then threatened 'If you ever do that again I'll put you through a feckin' wall'. Ah the old days when teachers could handle the kids with tact and diplomacy.

 

[Don the Don]

A lot of my old teachers were ex military types who knew just how to handle roudy teenagers and some of the female ones looked like the governess and could give you a slap that would knock you back into line, The best ones to play up were the young fresh oneswho thought they were hip, wind em up and send em home crying

 

[Scrappy]

When I first started at my secondary school it had a good reputation for discipline, caning was still used, and the headmaster 'Badger' was renowned for not taking any shit and was a real disciplinarian. However during my second or third year the headmaster retired and was replaced with a progressive, and whilst most of the teachers were strong characters and earned respect, there started to those recruited that were weak and just could not control unruly teenagers. My friends and I could see the change occurring at the time, and much preferred the stronger teachers that we may not have liked but we respected.