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...BBC News - Police pull over car with huge bull in passenger seat
Watch: Police pull over car with bull riding shotgun
The car had half of its roof cut off in order to fit the animal in.
www.bbc.co.uk
More bovine moments ...
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk
Apparently sentencing is being passed to the Crown Court. As a magistrates court can't dish out a serious enough sentence. I reckon the world knowing that he sneaks into farms at night & shags cows. Goes a long way towards a suitable punishment
...Man caught having sex with cow after farmer set up alarm
A man was caught having sex with a cow after triggering an alarm set up by farmers who suspected their livestock were being abused.
Apparently sentencing is being passed to the Crown Court. As a magistrates court can't dish out a serious enough sentence. I reckon the world knowing that he sneaks into farms at night & shags cows. Goes a long way towards a suitable punishment
gazzatriumph
Legendary Knight
Unlike the cows he's looking at a long stretch.
More bovine moments
Man caught having sex with cow after farmer set up alarm
A man was caught having sex with a cow after triggering an alarm set up by farmers who suspected their livestock were being abused.
Apparently sentencing is being passed to the Crown Court. As a magistrates court can't dish out a serious enough sentence. I reckon the world knowing that he sneaks into farms at night & shags cows. Goes a long way towards a suitable punishment
gazzatriumph
Legendary Knight
Apparently he would serenade them. A favourite song he used was mooove over darling, sorry 
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gazzatriumph
Legendary Knight
This fella was seen walking round Bournemouth 3 years after the first offence 
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I am having steak tonight but with peppercorn sauce, less salty than his choiceMore bovine moments
Man caught having sex with cow after farmer set up alarm
A man was caught having sex with a cow after triggering an alarm set up by farmers who suspected their livestock were being abused.
Apparently sentencing is being passed to the Crown Court. As a magistrates court can't dish out a serious enough sentence. I reckon the world knowing that he sneaks into farms at night & shags cows. Goes a long way towards a suitable punishment
gazzatriumph
Legendary Knight
Thanks DD for posting this, it's made me laugh. I was wondering though what made the farmers suspicious.
Apparently the guy had been seen Mooooo-ching about & looking suspicious.
I'll get my coat
half ton
Legendary Knight
How dairy assault that poor cowApparently the guy had been seen Mooooo-ching about & looking suspicious.
I'll get my coat
Must be from udders feeled.
Or Norfolk
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
pre salting the butter
WTF!!
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
I know this is a beeb link, but....
So, we don't look at the road ahead any more?
Google accused of directing motorist to drive off collapsed bridge
Google had been asked to update its maps in the nine years before the father of two's death.
www.bbc.co.uk
So, we don't look at the road ahead any more?
Not in Wales Sandy.
All drivers eyes will be fixed on their speedometers. I predict a massive rise in accidents. But the anti personal vehicles tw#ts will probably use that to lower the speed limit even further
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
I do understand the 20mph thing. In built up areas, yes, makes sense. Schools etc.
The problem lies in the way it's been rolled out. In Reay, for example, you come into a 30 zone, nice big standard sign. No warning of 20mph. However, 15/20 yards after there's a 20mph sign tagged on a lamp post, on the other side of the road. About 8" diameter. Not exactly in your face.
Kind if suggests it's not really road safety they are interested in.
If you combine tiny speed signs with these...
New anti-braking camera could be rolled out across UK to slap drivers with more fines
Drivers will receive a £100 fine and three penalty points if they are caught speeding
www.gbnews.com
What does that suggest?
Funds raising exercise, anyone?
Yep, 20mph for 300 meters outside a school makes perfect sense.
And I doubt that many folk would disagree.
Unfortunately, I'm sure you're correct about it being used as yet another way to fleece motorists.
On my regular sunny days run out there is exactly what you're describing.
i.e. a 30mph sigh as you enter a village. Almost immediately followed by a 20mph sigh for no apparent reason. Other than there being parked cars on both sides of the road.
Consequently, vehicles coming from both directions have to give way depending on which side the obstruction (parked car) is on.
Does that really req a 20mph limit, or just common sense & knowledge of the highway code?
The 20mph stretch is only approx 1/3rd of a mile long but I find it incredibly hard to stick to. As it's downhill in the direction I approach it from.
Obviously the safest way to ensure that you stick to a 20mph is to stay in 1st or 2nd gear. Which will mean increased revs. Which will mean more fuel is used & more pollution is pumped out of the exhaust. So how did the 20mph limit get past all the greenies?
And I doubt that many folk would disagree.
Unfortunately, I'm sure you're correct about it being used as yet another way to fleece motorists.
On my regular sunny days run out there is exactly what you're describing.
i.e. a 30mph sigh as you enter a village. Almost immediately followed by a 20mph sigh for no apparent reason. Other than there being parked cars on both sides of the road.
Consequently, vehicles coming from both directions have to give way depending on which side the obstruction (parked car) is on.
Does that really req a 20mph limit, or just common sense & knowledge of the highway code?
The 20mph stretch is only approx 1/3rd of a mile long but I find it incredibly hard to stick to. As it's downhill in the direction I approach it from.
Obviously the safest way to ensure that you stick to a 20mph is to stay in 1st or 2nd gear. Which will mean increased revs. Which will mean more fuel is used & more pollution is pumped out of the exhaust. So how did the 20mph limit get past all the greenies?