Giant member

[OsteKuste]

Been on another forum for a good while, but it’s been getting like watered down whiskey more and more. Hopefully I’ll get along better here. I recognize a few old bastards on here already. A sneaky one must have been trawling the other forum and noticed a post where I was stating the state of things there. Wondered where all the loons were migrating to!
A bit about me; I like long walks on the b…..
feck that. I like good whiskey, good cigars, motorcycles, cars, good looking women, and the only woke I get is when the sun rises. If anyone don’t like it I can show ‘em the door. I’ll probably get kicked off the other forum for associating with you lot, their loss.

Hope the bike pic works.

 

[Judd Dredd]

welcome in, and make yourself at home.

 

[The Departed]

Welcome to the place where snowflakes melt, the left leave in fear and we all enjoy the freedom of speech.

 

[Scrappy]

Welcome in @OsteKuste, you'll fit in just fine here, but fuck you took your time finding this antithetical sanctuary against woke wankerism

 

[OsteKuste]

Welcome in @OsteKuste, you'll fit in just fine here, but fuck you took your time finding this antithetical sanctuary against woke wankerism

One of you wankers coulda let me know

 

[OsteKuste]

Pardon me while I spend the next week catching up on some light reading.

 

[Judd Dredd]

Pardon me while I spend the next week catching up on some light reading.

next month mate..... honestly I swear some of them spend more time here then with their wives......

 

[Foxy]

Eyup OK, and welcome.

 

[Big Sandy]

Hiya @OsteKuste welcome to sanity.

Well. Maybe not sanity so much......

 

[MartytheMartian]

Nah definitely sanity. We are the sane ones all the rest of the world have lost their conkers and their bollocks.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

One of you wankers coulda let me know

I think you will find the correct term on here is ‘spaffers’. Wankers occupy your former home. We’re more ‘up the wall’ on here

 

[Sarky B’stard]

BTW ‘Giant Member’ could be either immodest or apt. Probably the latter eh?

 

[Big Sandy]

Nah definitely sanity. We are the sane ones all the rest of the world have lost their conkers and their bollocks.

A friend of mine had a certificate from the asylum saying he was sane. Was mad as a box of frogs.

 

[chas]

A friend of mine had a certificate from the asylum saying he was sane. Was mad as a box of frogs.

'A friend'. Yes mate, of course it was.
Glad your mate got his bike fixed, turned out to be the coil, no?

 

[Old Nick]

Welcome @OsteKuste nice looking bike

Congratulations on making the escape

Hope you don’t dribble as much as this lot, especially when they get excited, usually by a pie

 

[Big Sandy]

'A friend'. Yes mate, of course it was.
Glad your mate got his bike fixed, turned out to be the coil, no?

How do you think I know him? Same asylum..... Only I never got the ticket.

 

[DD67]

Hi @OsteKuste & welcome to the land that woke forgot
Congratulations on becoming our 50th forum member (it says you're the 51st but our gaffer has two accounts)
That honour means you are buying the drinks for everyone I'll have a large Irish whiskey please Sir

BTW...
I was laughing out loud about your resignation notice on our previous home & the hissy fit responses it created
Their veil of delusion appears to be slipping. And the harsh reality that folk such as yourself & many other long standing forum members. Don't like what approx 12 guys have turned that place into. It must be having a terrible impact on their self righteous egos!

PS...
We have Babes & Bikes + Girls & Guns for your viewing pleasure

 

[Don the Don]

Hi @OsteKuste and welcome to the happy place, oh you know us lot your former playmates have cursed us enough, fill year boots mate just keep an open mind

 

[The Departed]

^^^^ I had to have a look and two names popped out to me. Smilinjack & Wessa. I swear I would do time for them two.

 

[half ton]

Welcome in @OsteKuste ,I see you still have that Yellow peril... You can have any bike you want on here mate......well maybe not a Vespa....oh go on then you can have a Vespa if you really want,

LADS !!! LADS !!! Ostekuste is buying a Vespa.