Made me chuckle!

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
"Here Pig, pig pig" feral pigs let loose last seen near Inch, Now that place is true Banjo country..........time to get the gun out.

The answer to the question below is: Because they taste good

 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
The answer to the question below is: Because they taste good


With all the rewilding hype, you'd have thought they might just leave them. Release a few wolves as well to return an apex predator so they would keep the population down.

I think we ought to rewild the Houses of Parliament, and release a few predators in there to root out the sick week and feeble of the pest species known as MPs and Lords... then they would become an endangered species 😆
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
There are already a lot of predators (if you count paedo's and other beasts of that nature) in the houses of Parliament.

The couldn't leave the wild boar because all the migrants, vegan joggers and mountain bikers would start getting eaten and then there'd be trouble and it might even fuel demand that people be allowed to get guns and go hunting which would really piss off the vegans and greens and, of course, the Muslim bastards would be offended by wild bacon running loose in all it's deliciousness. I bet they wouldn't be averse to wild goats though.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
there are already loads of wild Boar running around the Highlands, not that I am Admitting to seeing any or god forbid shot some that may have casually walked in front of my Bang stick you understand, As for Wolves "YES" the Deer herds would benefit from that as Deer have to be culled because of the damage they cause and to keep the herds healthy.
 
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