So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

It's all coming out now ffs.

Probably a fit bird in the house who does tiktok fitness videos with Pricillea the chihuahua wearing D&G.

I bloody well wish...Apart from the chihuahua...Im a German shepherd kinda guy

 

[chas]

Erm...I bought a jaguar X-Type...

Its fluffing awesome and pure dip your bread and giz a snog sort of thing that makes women wet..Then they see me driving it and have multiple orgasms on the spot

MASSIVE THANKS to @Public Enemy and @DD67 for all the advice information and helping me to realise something I would never have thought possible..Extra thanks to @Public Enemy for taking me to view it and check it over and a special thanks to Mrs DD who as also been involved
Honestly big thanks..Im a happy Duck
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Nice one mate

 

[The Departed]

You blocked this leftwing corbyn loving BLIAR supporting padded jacket wearing twonk

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING #CORBYNRIGHTHANDMAN

 

[Bad Billy]

Erm...I bought a jaguar X-Type...

Its fluffing awesome and pure dip your bread and giz a snog sort of thing that makes women wet..Then they see me driving it and have multiple orgasms on the spot

MASSIVE THANKS to @Public Enemy and @DD67 for all the advice information and helping me to realise something I would never have thought possible..Extra thanks to @Public Enemy for taking me to view it and check it over and a special thanks to Mrs DD who as also been involved
Honestly big thanks..Im a happy Duck
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Chuffed for you Duck, looks in nice condition mate, just a thought, you might wanna ask the fucking idiot stood in the way to move next time you take a picture of the Jaaaag.

Oh! and assuming you're exaggerating about the multiple orgasms on the spot when females see you drive by?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well I was admiring the self portrait with the flash wheels when my attention was drawn to your chin. If you hope to carry off your new toff image you will either need to stand closer to your razor or give yourself another 48hrs growth for that ‘heavy weekend in the country’ look. And don’t get carried away, Jag ownership doesn’t entitle you to throw punches like Prescott.

 

[Foxy]

just been and picked this up. I had one already, but this is the hybrid.

It's an automatic, which we've never had. It was certainly different driving it the couple o miles back to work. Our lass is dreading it. Told her she'll get used to it.

 

[Public Enemy]

just been and picked this up. I had one already, but this is the hybrid.View attachment 4066

It's an automatic, which we've never had. It was certainly different driving it the couple o miles back to work. Our lass is dreading it. Told her she'll get used to it.

Very nice, but it's not a Jaaaaag is it? Child seat friendly?

 

[Foxy]

I'm not posh, like Duck. And yes, it's child seat and dog friendly. How exciting..............................

 

[Public Enemy]

I'm not posh, like Duck. And yes, it's child seat and dog friendly. How exciting..............................

It looks like it has an interesting rear door design.

 

[Foxy]

Handle's at top.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I was admiring the self portrait with the flash wheels when my attention was drawn to your chin. If you hope to carry off your new toff image you will either need to stand closer to your razor or give yourself another 48hrs growth for that ‘heavy weekend in the country’ look. And don’t get carried away, Jag ownership doesn’t entitle you to throw punches like Prescott.

Shit...I was looking forward to the throwing punches and feeling entitled

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I was admiring the self portrait with the flash wheels when my attention was drawn to your chin. If you hope to carry off your new toff image you will either need to stand closer to your razor or give yourself another 48hrs growth for that ‘heavy weekend in the country’ look. And don’t get carried away, Jag ownership doesn’t entitle you to throw punches like Prescott.

Just out of curiosity..which chin was you looking at.. I've been told I got several in my old age

 

[Bad Billy]

just been and picked this up. I had one already, but this is the hybrid.View attachment 4066

It's an automatic, which we've never had. It was certainly different driving it the couple o miles back to work. Our lass is dreading it. Told her she'll get used to it.

Very nice mate, I took one of those out for a test when I was looking for my last vehicle, ended up with a Mitsibishi PHEV Outlander but found the Toyota quite pleasant to driver, and it had a dash board that wouldn't be out of place in a space shuttle!
At far as auto boxes go, that is actually a CVT type for what it's worth, once you get used to auto going back to manual for anything but a thrash seems like a chore, I even spec'd my ew van with an auto box mate, that's how much of a convert I am!

 

[Flynnt20]

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Very nice

 

[Flynnt20]

Erm...I bought a jaguar X-Type...

Its fluffing awesome and pure dip your bread and giz a snog sort of thing that makes women wet..Then they see me driving it and have multiple orgasms on the spot

MASSIVE THANKS to @Public Enemy and @DD67 for all the advice information and helping me to realise something I would never have thought possible..Extra thanks to @Public Enemy for taking me to view it and check it over and a special thanks to Mrs DD who as also been involved
Honestly big thanks..Im a happy Duck
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I like Jags , feckin snob

 

[Flynnt20]

just been and picked this up. I had one already, but this is the hybrid.View attachment 4066

It's an automatic, which we've never had. It was certainly different driving it the couple o miles back to work. Our lass is dreading it. Told her she'll get used to it.

luvly , thinking of an auto meself this time

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've bought a genuine jaguar keyring just so the ladies know I drive a jaaaaag

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Just out of curiosity..which chin was you looking at.. I've been told I got several in my old age

Third from the bottom.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

The wife as bought me a whole box worth....
What's she after...

 

[The Departed]

The wife as bought me a whole box worth....
What's she after...View attachment 4401

Me to cum round n eat her them!