smib
Legendary Knight
Thai two hole versions deluxe indeed!
So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?
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smib
Legendary Knight
They plug in self inflate.... Ready to go in 45 secondsYou'll have the twins (Vinyl Vera & Inflatable Irene) ready for action much quicker now mate!
90 seconds from plugging them in. To needing to wash them out then. And I bet that includes 15 seconds of foreplay
Let that be a warning to you all.
Never drink alcohol whilst on Ebay!
It was as funny as f#ck last night
PS...
@BAD LUCK DUCK
I know you're gonna want the Ebay link
Universal Fire Missile Eject Button Car Cigarette Lighter Cover 12V Accessory | eBay
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smib
Legendary Knight
No foreplay needed with vinyl90 seconds from plugging them in. To needing to wash them out then. And I bet that includes 15 seconds of foreplay
What if Vera & Irene say they refused your advances, but you forced yourself on them?No foreplay needed with vinyl
smib
Legendary Knight
Possible puncturesWhat if Vera & Irene say they refused your advances, but you forced yourself on them?
half ton
Legendary Knight
Absolute steal Strawb me old mucker......nothing another coat of paint won't sort,Only 40 odd quid delivered.
You should have heard what my wife said when I told her that
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Seriously though if the inside is as rust free as the bottom then it was good value.....I think I can see a couple of nice dents though
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
A nice kitchen cooking timer.
Selected after visiting 'Deaf Cunts 'R' Us' for recommendations of suitably loud ones!
DS
Selected after visiting 'Deaf Cunts 'R' Us' for recommendations of suitably loud ones!
DS
During the first lockdown I talked Mrs DD into borrowing some hair clippers from a friend & having a bash at cutting my hair.
She got really good at it. Not always 100% but never worse than 90%.
So I decided to purchase her/us a set of clippers.
I looked at all the w@nky Chinese copies but eventually decided to go for the real deal.
Wahl clippers seem to be the industry standard for quality & reliability. But they can be extremely pricey as well. £65-£85 isn't unusual for their mid range clippers.
Then I found these "Wahl Vari Clip"...
They come with a 3yr warranty.
So at twice per month DIY use they should last much longer than that.
Having used them for the first time yesterday I can confirm that they do a superb job.
Thought this post might be of interest to those of you with simple crew cut hairstyles
I eagerly await the numerous "hairdresser" gags
She got really good at it. Not always 100% but never worse than 90%.
So I decided to purchase her/us a set of clippers.
I looked at all the w@nky Chinese copies but eventually decided to go for the real deal.
Wahl clippers seem to be the industry standard for quality & reliability. But they can be extremely pricey as well. £65-£85 isn't unusual for their mid range clippers.
Then I found these "Wahl Vari Clip"...
They come with a 3yr warranty.
So at twice per month DIY use they should last much longer than that.
Having used them for the first time yesterday I can confirm that they do a superb job.
Thought this post might be of interest to those of you with simple crew cut hairstyles
I eagerly await the numerous "hairdresser" gags
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
During the first lockdown I talked Mrs DD into borrowing some hair clippers from a friend & having a bash at cutting my hair.
She got really good at it. Not always 100% but never worse than 90%.
So I decided to purchase her/us a set of clippers.
I looked at all the w@nky Chinese copies but eventually decided to go for the real deal.
Wahl clippers seem to be the industry standard for quality & reliability. But they can be extremely pricey as well. £65-£85 isn't unusual for their mid range clippers.
Then I found these "Wahl Vari Clip"...
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They come with a 3yr warranty.
So at twice per month DIY use they should last much longer than that.
Having used them for the first time yesterday I can confirm that they do a superb job.
Thought this post might be of interest to those of you with simply crew cut hairstyles
I eagerly await the numerous "hairdresser" gags
My first Wahl clippers lasted about 10 years, then I tried a couple of shite imitations, before buying Wahl again. The second one I was using up until a few months ago, when lack of working follicles dictated that I start shaving completely bald
, so about 9 years service from those too. In my experience it ain't worth buying cheap clones.
I'll let you know how the £14 set go Scrappy.My first Wahl clippers lasted about 10 years, then I tried a couple of shite imitations, before buying Wahl again. The second one I was using up until a few months ago, when lack of working follicles dictated that I start shaving completely bald
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But TBH, if they only last until one week after the 3yr warranty expires I'll have had more than my monies worth out of them
Everything about them looks as well made as the professional set we borrowed. Obviously there must be differences & I'm sure if they were used for 8hrs a day 6 days a week. Those differences would quickly become apparent.
But so far, so good mate
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
I'll let you know how the £14 set go Scrappy.
But TBH, if they only last until one week after the 3yr warranty expires I'll have had more than my monies worth out of them
Everything about them looks as well made as the professional set we borrowed. Obviously there must be differences & I'm sure if they were used for 8hrs a day 6 days a week. Those differences would quickly become apparent.
But so far, so good mate
I wasn't knocking your purchase mate, just stating that other cheap brands I've tried either didn't cut, pulling on the hair, or just died.
T
The Departed
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Sod it treated myself https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/443724
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Vacuum developer "Right"
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Yes mate, I understood where you were coming from.
I'm shocked at how good these appear to be, especially for the price.
At some point I plan to get our pro hairdresser friend to cut my hair using them, to get her opinion.
They might have obvious faults in the eyes of a professional?
But I honestly can't see any myself
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
T
The Departed
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Essential bits of kit IMO, and I also use a pet dryer
I noticed a sport of rust and googled, didn't realise so bought one, much better power than the pet blowers, not chinesium