So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?

[The Departed]

Fortunately, most know me for being "wired up wrong", so never been an issue of someone even considering breaking in.

Thursday in London, I lost my rag when a white van tried filtering past me with 100m to go on a closed lane. He and his mate were giving it large, trying to get past. He stopped, got out of the van, and it just triggered me.

On went the knuckle duster, sorry paperweight, out came the extendable cosh in a matter of a second, door booted open and this bloke shit himself. The big lad turned from being a gobby southern hardman into a Jessie. Some mad manc going at him made him think twice.

Hopefully, next time he tries bullying someone, he will think again.

 

[Holy Shit]

I couldn’t say what I might do as it could be used as evidence against me.

 

[half ton]

I've got 3 hockey sticks in 3 seperate cupboards ,Nobody in my house has ever played hockey..they were being dumped so I took em.

They don't alf sit nice in the hand...really swingable.Did think about shortening one for my Grandaughter...she hates hockey as well

 

[smib]

New TV / stand and full Sonos setup. Beam, One SL speakers and Sub.
2021 Panasonic OLED Ultra HD 4k jobbie!

Previous TV was a 12 year old Panasonic Plasma, nothing wrong with it. Just time for a new one!
That's what I told "er indoors", when she spurted you spent "How ******* much"

 

[The Departed]

@BAD LUCK DUCK I think you should go and buy everyone here one of these, you know since your loaded Mu Lord; https://www.amazon.co.uk/Canghai-De...MTJMZZR/ref=pd_lpo_2?pd_rd_i=B08MTJMZZR&psc=1

 

[DD67]

Been getting a bit of pain in my knuckle joints. So decided to discover if the copper/magnets thing is an old wives tale or not?


So far, so good
I don't think it's "gay"
But no doubt @BAD LUCK DUCK will rate its potential level of "gayness" for me

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Been getting a bit of pain in my knuckle joints. So decided to discover if the copper/magnets thing is an old wives tale or not?
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So far, so good
I don't think it's "gay"
But no doubt @BAD LUCK DUCK will rate its level of "gayness" for me

100% Gay on the How camp is my girlie girl girls bracelet for blokes that think they are a girl and fancy a bit of bum chum action with @BB3Lions Gaugeometer

 

[DD67]

100% Gay on the How camp is my girlie girl girls bracelet for blokes that think they are a girl and fancy a bit of bum chum action with @BB3Lions Gaugeometer

I'm picking up a subtle vibe that there's still a possibility that it might not be "gay" then
It's not like you to sit on the fence regarding such matters

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I'm picking up a subtle vibe that there's still a possibility that it might not be "gay" then
It's not like you to sit on the fence regarding such matters

Sometimes I have problems expressing my thoughts and feelings..However when I finish work I'm grabbing a bottle of whisky from morrisons and after a few glasses I'll get back to you

 

[DD67]

whisky

I sincerely hope that was a typo!

 

[Old Nick]

Been getting a bit of pain in my knuckle joints. So decided to discover if the copper/magnets thing is an old wives tale or not?
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So far, so good
I don't think it's "gay"
But no doubt @BAD LUCK DUCK will rate its potential level of "gayness" for me

Jez regardless of how much of a bummer it might make you look - does it work mate Or is it snake oil…..

 

[DD67]

Jez regardless of how much of a bummer it might make you look - does it work mate Or is it snake oil…..

Erm?...
The occasional sharp pain that was making me mince (sorry, I meant wince ) hasn't happened since wearing it.
But there's still a very dull ache.
However, I've only been wearing it for 3 days.
I reckon it's working & isn't snake oil but time will tell Nick.

Talking of a flamboyant "mince". Look what I found lurking in the darkest recesses of my phone...

I bet he wears man bracelets

 

[Big Sandy]

Been getting a bit of pain in my knuckle joints. So decided to discover if the copper/magnets thing is an old wives tale or not?
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So far, so good
I don't think it's "gay"
But no doubt @BAD LUCK DUCK will rate its potential level of "gayness" for me

You won't look gay with green wrists, surely. More "about to Hulk" maybe. Just don't get angry.

 

[chas]

Been getting a bit of pain in my knuckle joints. So decided to discover if the copper/magnets thing is an old wives tale or not?
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So far, so good
I don't think it's "gay"
But no doubt @BAD LUCK DUCK will rate its potential level of "gayness" for me

And 15mm copper pipe is how much?

Your honourary Yid status is presently under review.
I'm just sayin mate.

 

[DD67]

And 15mm copper pipe is how much?

Your honourary Yid status is presently under review.
I'm just sayin mate.

Ah yes,
But my man bracelet is endorsed by Guru Ballsack. He swears it does everything from cure arthritis, promote restful sleep, aid weight loss, improve your mood & give you a 12" cock on the slack. 15mm copper pipe can't do that can it!

I might have made up the bit about weight loss?

 

[chas]

Ah yes,
But my man bracelet is endorsed by Guru Ballsack. He swears it does everything from cure arthritis, promote restful sleep, aid weight loss, improve your mood & give you a 12" cock on the slack. 15mm copper pipe can't do that can it!

I might have made up the bit about weight loss?

Remember what your Ma said when you bought the Merc?

I agree with her

 

[DD67]

Remember what your Ma said when you bought the Merc?

I agree with her

She said..
"What's happened to you lately, ya tight git?!?"
But I fail to see how that's relevant Chas

 

[chas]

She said..
"What's happened to you lately, ya tight git?!?"
But I fail to see how that's relevant Chas

I remember you reporting it differently but....

I'm sure you're right.

 

[DD67]

I remember you reporting it differently but....

I'm sure you're right.

She did proclaim it to be a shockingly extravagant waste of money.
So I think I get where you're coming from mate?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I sincerely hope that was a typo!

Since someone got me to type in whisky instead of whiskey the predictable text thing goes a bit gay if I don't keep an eye on it...