Welcome to Flash

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Erm....Am I allowed to say anything or should I just be a good duck and quack very quietly to myself in a far off corner of my pond...

 

[Doc Strange]

Well @Flash if you grew up in the 60s & 70s, you'll recognise this place as a bit like a pub in the 80s!

Welcome!

DS

 

[Sarky B’stard]

. You sound the sensitive type to me.

 

[The Departed]

Sound like a taker not a giver..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Im offended cos no ones paying any attention to me and calling me over sensitive and stuff that I can give you all shit for...

 

[Public Enemy]

Im offended cos no ones paying any attention to me and calling me over sensitive and stuff that I can give you all shit for...

You're over sensitive. And an attention seeker. Now get on with those grips and guards!!

 

[Old Nick]

Welcome in @Flash - any pictures of your bike?

 

[Holy Shit]

I don’t think I’ll disagree with you too much,which is a personal disappointment.

 

[The Departed]

Im offended cos no ones paying any attention to me and calling me over sensitive and stuff that I can give you all shit for...

It's hard to offend a posh jag driving Yorkshire nonce

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

It's hard to offend a posh jag driving Yorkshire nonce

I'm offended by the use of " it's hard "... It implies i get an erection whenever Diane Abbott bends over to take a drink at the watering hole with the other hippos

 

[Don the Don]

I'm offended by the use of " it's hard "... It implies i get an erection whenever Diane Abbott bends over to take a drink at the watering hole with the other hippos

"No" @BAD LUCK DUCK "No" do not even go down that path, mind bleach time

 

[Old Nick]

I'm offended by the use of " it's hard "... It implies i get an erection whenever Diane Abbott bends over to take a drink at the watering hole with the other hippos

Now there’s an image indelibly imprinted in my mind

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

It's all @BB3Lions fault...He's a bad influence on me and I'm easily led...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I suppose I should apologise to any hippos I may have inadvertently offended...
Sorry hippos...your actually quite lovely looking whilst Diane is a bit of a pig...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Sorry for any pigs i may have offended...
Cor blimey chief im a total bellend...I've offended two species of animals that have never done me any harm...im a total dick...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Adminis if you need to delete any of my posts i understand

 

[Don the Don]

 

[Holy Shit]

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She’s priceless