What’s made you happy for a change

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Contacted Optimate with a question that could have earned them £80.
They were honest enough to say my current Optimate 4 will work beyond the parameters they quote in the instructions. There's no need to upgrade it 🙂
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
You have to marvel at the business model behind footie. Fundamentally it’s a cash cult.

All (almost?) your customers have been fooled into thinking they are shareholders because they faithfully associate themselves with the fate of the business, keep coming back to buy the product even when the quality isn’t there but you get to trouser all the profits and dividends. You see them taking selfies outside the factory and they advertise your brand for nothing, even paying exorbitant prices for the advertising materials.

No, can’t think of another business quite like it. And the way they can talk endlessly about such a very simple process. 🥱 Tedious and yet remarkable!
 
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