What have you done to your bike today....

MartytheMartian

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The visible area of the fork legs looks good but I'll given 'em a good look over to make sure there's nothing obviously wrong with them. This Bonnie has the Fork shield gizmo's rather than gaiters where my other one has gaiters. The bike hasn't even covered ten thousand miles yet from new so I'm hoping that the failure is due to age rather than wear or damage.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Seals and dust caps arrived in the post today, the oil from Smith and Allen should arrive tomorrow (apparently the 'cancellation' of the FedEx delivery was simply the wrong tracking number had been entered) - Five litres of fork oil for £27 and 20L of high grade semi synthetic engine oil (shell oils in disguise apparently) for sixty five quid and only ten quid shipping for the lot seems a good deal to me. The only sticking point is getting up the energy to actually do the work, oh and I need to either make up a fork seal driver (I've got low temperature (65 degrees C melting point) plastic that I reckon should work to create a safe plastic ring to protect the seals and I just need to root around my supplies to find a piece of tubing a suitable size to drive them in with and that will save a few bucks compared to the price of the off the shelf drivers which are pretty much the same thing. That heat mouldable plastic is handy stuff, just drop the pellets, or old lumps (they take longer to soften) in a pot of water off the boil and then take it out and mould it to whatever shape you want, I figure that if I mould it to the top of the existing seals it will be ideal to protect the new seals as I drive them in.
 
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MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Out on the Daytona tonight - Lord I am blessed to live where I do on a night like this. Out of the Village, up to the Rest and Be Thankful, Along round Loch Fyne to Inveraray, go Round Inveraray Town hall and back the way I came - Not a car in front of me or in my mirrors all the way to Inveraray and back except the last mile before I turned off the Rest and Be Thankful onto the road back to the village. Most of the ride I was happy just to potter along at sixty to seventy although I can't deny that I might have seen a claimed 135mph or so on my clocks at one point on the way north up Loch Fyne from Inveraray purely to hear that three cylinder motor growl it's wee heart out through the TOR can.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
I had fun today. Started work on the front forks of the Bonnie but abandoned work after getting the wheel off and removing the first fork leg. The rain has brought the midgies out in spades, Fuckin' ell! I couldn't actually see what I was doing through the cloud of the little bastards blocking the light from coming into the shed. If they are still bad tomorrow I reckon I'll need to take the fork legs into my other shed where I can shut the door to keep the little bloodsuckers out.
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
I got up early this morning and took the Bobber out, had a great ride with not a lot of traffic, although it did start to get a bit cold after a couple of hours with the wind.

Did my good deed for the day in herding a little lamb off the road and back in to its field, after a car in front of me nearly hit it and had to do an emergency stop, they just drove off, so I pulled over. Trying to get the lamb back where it belonged without frightening it to the middle of the road was fun, and another guy on a Enfield pulled over to give a hand, and fortunately just as he got off his bike the lamb successfully found a route through the hedge hopefully back to its mum.

The guy with the Enfield was telling me how much he was enjoying it, he had brought it for pleasure but liked it so much and getting nearly 100mpg so was now also using it for commuting. He also told me that the Indian Bobber was his dream bike 😊

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Pictures from my helmet camera, so not great.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Interesting fact - A lamb that's been rejected by it's mother is called a Bummer. I guess that Kweir Stalin was rejected by his mother - hence the Ukrainian Rent boys. He's Definitely a Bummer as well as a Tool and probably a Paedo.

On the bike front, after some delays, Long story but I had a cyst removed from my back two weeks ago and, surprise, surprise, the brown surgeon fucked up stitching me back together and, after ten days waiting for it to heal it burst open immediately on removal of the stitches with zero signs of healing because it looks to me that the camel jockeying twat folded the skin of the wound in and stitched good skin to good skin so it absolutely had zero chance of knitting together and I now have a three quarter inch round hole in my back to the right of my spine that will probably now take a long time to heal.

Anyway I have now dismantled one leg and fitted the new seal and dust seal although I have to admit to being a fuckwit because I fitted the guide bush and seal only to then discover that I'd somehow managed to drop the washer that goes between those two things on the floor so I had to force the seal out again (Hopefully it was undamaged) and then re-fit it. Hopefully the other leg won't put up quite such a fight and I can get the bike back together in the next day or so. Pissing rain here so no worries about her not turning a wheel for the moment.

I've often wondered why they make fork stanchions out of chrome plated steel. @Don the Don with your expertise on engineering is there a reason why polished stainless steel tubing couldn't be used instead? It seems odd that we still rely on easily damaged chrome plating on such a sensitive part that faces the full brunt of any weather the bike may travel through not to mention flying stones etc. It's not as if the things are cheap. I think replacement stanchions from Triumph are close to four hundred quid each plus VAT and even the aftermarket ones are a couple of hundred a leg.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
is there a reason why polished stainless steel tubing couldn't be used instead?
"COST" as we all know bean counters govern all aspects of manufacture and sales, use the cheapest we can get away with for materials and manufacturing practices and once complete what can we leave off to put on the options list, if quality was abound we would all be riding Vincent and Brough quality bikes
 

MartytheMartian

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Oh I'd love a Vincent! I met an old fella from Glasgow back in the 90's. He was a retired engineer who had seven Vincents - twins and singles and he said he'd never ride anything else and that they never left him stranded and several of them were going around the clock for the second time in his ownership. The guy had lost the lower half of his left leg and he had fitted his bikes with a lever at the side of the tank that he'd pull to deploy the sidestand and the rear brake was a second lever on his left bar. Awesome machines.

I was wondering if there might be a mechanical reason that Stainless steel couldn't be used for for stanchions but I did suspect that it might simply be cost not to mention a desire among manufacturers to try and put their products 'beyond economic repair' as quickly as possible after the warranty expires.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
I was wondering if there might be a mechanical reason that Stainless steel couldn't be used for for stanchions but I did suspect that it might simply be cost not to mention a desire among manufacturers to try and put their products 'beyond economic repair' as quickly as possible after the warranty expires.
Not to sure of the qualities of stainless in that application but certainly it would cost more, hardly / if anything is made to be repaired these days everything are like condoms, Buy them use them and throw them away, unless your from yorkshire we're you would rinse the things out and hang them up to dry next to the tea bags 😁
 
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