Don the Don
Legendary Knight
You know it's cold outside when you Trip over dog shit rather than stand on it
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Ive met this girl and at the weekend took her home to meet my mam.
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?! She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mam She's deaf as well."
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?! She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mam She's deaf as well."