A Place For Your WTF Moments

[Doc Strange]

@Foxy & @Doc Strange have done a bit of boxing.
So they must have entered the ring of a few professionals? And battered their opponent around the ring
Especially Foxy, what with him being ex Navy an'orll

Nah, I've never entered a professional ring, just the occasional amateur one!

DS

 

[Don the Don]

And battered their opponents ring

This is the Naval term

 

[half ton]

And battered their opponent around the ring

That must have started in Scoot land ... they love anything battered ... ring probably tastes just like a battered Mars bar

 

[MartytheMartian]

I seem to recall a boxing match many years ago where a gay boxer who had just 'come out' was asked by the commentator if he was used to being 'battered around the ring' or something similar and the boxer looked as if he was about to lamp him because he thought he was taking the piss.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

That must have started in Scoot land ... they love anything battered ... ring probably tastes just like a battered Mars bar

That's a myth for tourists just like Nessie. The only battered rings in these parts belong to Ben Doon & Phil McAvity.

 

[Foxy]

@Foxy & @Doc Strange have done a bit of boxing.
So they must have entered the ring of a few professionals? And battered their opponent around the ring
Especially Foxy, what with him being ex Navy an'orll

Don't knock it, if you haven't tried it!!

 

[Foxy]

Talking of battered rings, I've got to book for a prostate test................

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Talking of battered rings, I've got to book for a prostate test................

What is it with you sailors? I'm waiting until I detect a problem!

 

[Public Enemy]

What is it with you sailors? I'm waiting until I detect a problem!

As ever, you have your finger on the pulse.

 

[Don the Don]

Talking of battered rings, I've got to book for a prostate test................

It's okay for you Naval types they just need to shine a torch to see what they need too

 

[Foxy]

It's okay for you Naval types they just need to shine a torch to see what they need too

 

[Sarky B’stard]

As ever, you have your finger on the pulse.

How do I break it to you gently? That's NOT where you take a pulse.

 

[Public Enemy]

How do I break it to you gently? That's NOT where you take a pulse.

I've had my doubts about my doctor for a while now.

 

[DD67]

It's okay for you Naval types they just need to shine a torch to see what they need too

I've heard that if the torch is dropped. The echo coming from their bottoms can be quite disconcerting

 

[DD67]

The religion of "peace" & "tolerance" strikes again!

BBC News - Pakistan: Man accused of blasphemy killed by mob in Khanewal

Pakistan: Man accused of blasphemy killed by mob in Khanewal

More than 80 people are detained after a man accused of desecrating the Koran is killed in Khanewal.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[DD67]

I very rarely moan about the cost of fuel. It's out of my control & I either purchase it or I don't.
So why let it bother me?

However, £50 now only buys 1/2 a tank!

 

[Old Nick]

I very rarely moan about the cost of fuel. It's out of my control & I either purchase it or I don't.
So why let it bother me?

However, £50 now only buys 1/2 a tank!

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Get a tank half the size, then you can fill it for a mere 50 squids

 

[DD67]

Get a tank half the size, then you can fill it for a mere 50 squids

Cheers Nick
I figured one of you clever f#ckers would have the answer

 

[half ton]

If I fill my car up ...... I double its value

 

[chas]

Chucked some Jank into the car today on the way to work. £1.60/L. I'd poked £50 down it's throat on Mon. FFS.