Holy Shit
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Give him the choice of weapons,after smacking him in the chops with a heavily lead weighted glove.
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Don the Don
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Don the Don
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Sarky B’stard
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Actually duelling lived on in German universities long past any demands for ‘satisfaction’ over here (Pub jukeboxes excepted). My second? Brown Sugar.
Big Sandy
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Can I have the one in the middle with no pipes? 'Bagpipes' that is.
Don the Don
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Cause you more grief in the long run @Big SandyCan I have the one in the middle with no pipes? 'Bagpipes' that is.
Big Sandy
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I'd only use it the once.....
Scrappy
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You really couldn't make this shit up!
I think these forever offended people need locking up, they are obviously mentally unstable and unable to deal with everyday life. So lock them up to protect them from the horrible offensive world outside their own dumb fuck heads!
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I think these forever offended people need locking up, they are obviously mentally unstable and unable to deal with everyday life. So lock them up to protect them from the horrible offensive world outside their own dumb fuck heads!
How using smiley emoji may offend and using crying laughing face is mocked
YOUNG people in their teens and early twenties have revealed that the smiley face emoji can be seen as condescending or even passive-aggressive.
This was taken from the link you posted Scrappy...You really couldn't make this shit up!
I think these forever offended people need locking up, they are obviously mentally unstable and unable to deal with everyday life. So lock them up to protect them from the horrible offensive world outside their own dumb fuck heads!
How using smiley emoji may offend and using crying laughing face is mocked
YOUNG people in their teens and early twenties have revealed that the smiley face emoji can be seen as condescending or even passive-aggressive.
So...
Us oldies use emojis correctly. Younger people have decided to twist the meaning of the emojis to something entirely different.
Now they get offended when older people use them
You're right Scrappy, they need to be removed to a safe place. They are obviously not right in the head
Scrappy
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So...
Us oldies use emojis correctly. Younger people have decided to twist the meaning of the emojis to something entirely different.
Now they get offended when older people use them
That is exactly the problem with all this offence nonsense, the offence is invented by those who make the accusation of being offended, not by anyone else or those accused of giving it. So you can never win with them, as they will just make up more words or expressions that offend their weak demented minds.
Don the Don
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The only way is for the rest of us not to give a toss, and continue using whatever we are used to sod them, if things keep on like this every time you leave the house you are liable to create an offence and offend someone,
chas
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Don the Don
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Yes missLiable to? Should never be in doubt
Try harder
Old Nick
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According to my kids I always cause offence when I leave the house
And I feel strangely proud
Doc Strange
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This is a complete non-story.
Younger generation turnaround symbols used by old - been happening since the 50s.
Younger therefore think older generation 'uncool'.
Imaginary danger created by the media = that a young person might think an old person is being ironic when they use symbol 'traditional' rather than 'cool' way.
DS
Younger generation turnaround symbols used by old - been happening since the 50s.
Younger therefore think older generation 'uncool'.
Imaginary danger created by the media = that a young person might think an old person is being ironic when they use symbol 'traditional' rather than 'cool' way.
DS
Capt. Drunkey
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Capt. Drunkey
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With these emojis an older person like me would like to say:
Could you all please try not to mess up with the world I already live in…
(Did I use the correct symbols?)
Could you all please try not to mess up with the world I already live in…
(Did I use the correct symbols?)
I thought you were trying to say...
Where's my medication?
It's ok, I've found it
Hang on, it's whiskey not my meds.
F#ck it, let's have a party anyway.
Ouch, my brain hurts.
Where's my brain?
Hold on...who the hell makes whiskey by distilling magic mushrooms?
Actually, who cares?
Oops! here comes the vomit comet of enjoyable excess.
F#ck it, it was definitely fun!
Sarky B’stard
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My kids described me as ‘a bit random’. I was pleased they appreciated my ability to find humour in unlikely places. It took a while to discover that it wasn’t quite the compliment I thought.According to my kids I always cause offence when I leave the house
And I feel strangely proud