Don the Don
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One day it's open arms now they understand what a commitment it is to carry through
A Place For Your WTF Moments
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So I'm in with a shout then.It almost seems like the majority occupancy of Westminster is made up of perverts and sexual deviants
Don the Don
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Aye and the rest of us lot behind you, what a cabinet that would make
Don the Don
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amended for you, Don't be bashfull @DD67 you would have a top job to play.We could call Ourselves the "Snap-On party"
A tool cabinet
I meant to type ourselves.
This feckin phone is like the worse kind of back seat driver!
half ton
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Yay..
lets all vote for Public Enema.... He promises to flush all the dross and shit out of the (back) passages of Westminster and start again with a clean shit...sorry.. I mean a clean sheet..You got my vote
Don the Don
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A fine and a ban, quite right too
Jamie Wallis: MP found guilty of driving offences
The Conservative MP has been fined £2,500 and disqualified for driving for six months.
www.bbc.com
chas
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Although @DD67 thinks he'll be a shoe in for Chancellor, he'll get confused when it transpires there is no discount for cash and a receipt is mandatory. @Old Nick for Chancellor, obv, because he owns an abacus. DD can be in charge of the Board of Trade. .
Foreign Office falls naturally to @Don the Don
@Sarky B’stard would lead the upper house as Lord Bastard of Sark.
@BAD LUCK DUCK is Minister for Defence. He may need a chaperone.
smib
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Surely LBGT+ Zsar
Don the Don
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Puts things in perspective really
Did it come via Hermes, the useless c#nts!
MartytheMartian
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I'm not convinced that we have the age of the universe, or it's size, or even it's evolution and operation anywhere close to right. I think it is much bigger, much older (if time even matters to the Universe) and we have how it all works wrong.
Foxy
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PTSD through gettin bummed??? He was probably lookin for it, driving around dressed like that. It's people like him who cheapen t'publics perception of PTSD.A fine and a ban, quite right too
Jamie Wallis: MP found guilty of driving offences
The Conservative MP has been fined £2,500 and disqualified for driving for six months.www.bbc.com
Old Nick
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Old Nick
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That’s the fascinating thing though Marty, if ‘our’ Universe started off with a Big Bang, there must have been a starting singularity which means it can’t be infinite- therefore what was there before the Big Bang?
When and how did Time start???
Sarky B’stard
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Not entirely forgotten then - although you bastards could have left me for dead! I have been doing the full Summer workout with norovirus a fortnight ago and this is Day 5 of Crumbychron. It's been brutal but I can thoroughly recommend it as a way of banishing the old Love Handles. I thought the stress incontinence from coughing was unnecessarily vindictive.
Anyway Sark has a Seigneur not a Lord; anything else would be illegitimate. And, yes, I was truly touched by your expressions of total indifference to my prolonged absence. DD will now doubtless invite me to make it a more permanent arrangement.
Doc Strange
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Time, as we understand it, started with the Big Bang.
I think we've got a pretty good idea of how things go back to almost the Big Bang, but where that sits within 'Time beyond what we understand', I don't think we understand at all.
The idea that faint ripples in cosmic background radiation could be because of previous universes just blows my mind
DS
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