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DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
There's nowt wrong with Wetherspoons!
I've wobbled out of many of their fine establishments, having only been relieved of £20 or less 🤗

So much so, that £5+ a pint elsewhere seems like an utter rip off! 😳
If they can sell a 5.7% pint at under £2.50. So can other pubs, if only they weren't so greedy.
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I lost my quacker for the Duckmobile...Feels like I've been castrated...
I just don't feel like a real duck without me quacker...
It's a sad day for Duckind...
I got a new one on order from the states but it could be up to six weeks for it to arrive by Duck air mail...
So no more quacking pedestrians or dodgey motorists or police cars or police personnel...
Absolutely gutted 😢 🦆
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
I lost my quacker for the Duckmobile...Feels like I've been castrated...
I just don't feel like a real duck without me quacker...
It's a sad day for Duckind...
I got a new one on order from the states but it could be up to six weeks for it to arrive by Duck air mail...
So no more quacking pedestrians or dodgey motorists or police cars or police personnel...
Absolutely gutted 😢 🦆
What, the big silver one on the bonnet?
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I lost my quacker for the Duckmobile...Feels like I've been castrated...
I just don't feel like a real duck without me quacker...
It's a sad day for Duckind...
I got a new one on order from the states but it could be up to six weeks for it to arrive by Duck air mail...
So no more quacking pedestrians or dodgey motorists or police cars or police personnel...
Absolutely gutted 😢 🦆
I assume you mean the electronic module that makes various duck sounds.
How did you manage to lose that? Or did it rattle loose off its bracket?

Why wait for one to ship from the USA? I'm told one of the functions of this is a duck call. And it's a PA system. Not to mention all the trouble you could get yourself into with the various sirens 😉...

 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
No...me Duck Horn with four different quacking sounds..
Angry Duck
Happy Duck
Bored Duck
Get yer knickers off you pulled me Duck 🦆

Cheap alternative, but you may get shot at if someone called Elmer is about..........love the make "ACME"
 
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