Fingers crossed

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Calm down duck it'll all blow over in a couple of years

Is it true last time you were in court and the judge asked the jury.... how do you find the defendant,They replied ...Guilty Mallard

love ya duck (in a non gay semi pink way)

Not guilty mallard

Brilliant...love it in a non gay way...
You just got a promotion in the peasant army

 

[DD67]

We’re both too polite to mention the slight kink in the striping. He’s the one on the left.

I guess this is where I'm supposed to defend the straight-ness of said stripes?
Well, I ain't playing cos yourself & Chas are a pair of c#nts!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Don’t know where you learnt your biology but they don’t come in pairs. I think you have maybe explained your taste for whiskey. O’Neill !

 

[Judd Dredd]

...Guilty Mallard

that is brilliant

 

[DD67]

Hold on...Why do I always get pulled into every argument or debate going on anywhere in the world

It's bloody Duckism is what it is...
Not got nothing better to do...I know let's all talk about The Duck and blame him for something...

Global warming...
Gayness...
The colour pink..
Daughter up the duff...
Cat got ran over...
All Ducks fault...

It's a communist conspiracy to assassinate my good character

I fink itz coz u iz black innit bruv
U iz black ain't u?
If u ain't jus pretend like u iz

 

[chas]

I guess this is where I'm supposed to defend the straight-ness of said stripes?
Well, I ain't playing cos yourself & Chas are a pair of c#nts!
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There is a saying that my enemy's enemy is my friend.

In this case however

Just because some cunt that I think is a cunt thinks you're a cunt does not make the fact that I think that cunt is any less of a cunt. That cunt thinking that you're a cunt does not make you less of a cunt or him less of a cunt. In fact that two 24 carat cunts think that you're a cunt makes you double cunty.

Just explaining the maths. No offence etc.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I fink itz coz u iz black innit bruv
U iz black ain't u?
If u ain't jus pretend like u iz

That's fine...blame me for the ethnically challenged...
I don't mind

 

[Sarky B’stard]

There is a saying that my enemy's enemy is my friend.

In this case however

Just because some cunt that I think is a cunt thinks you're a cunt does not make the fact that I think that cunt is any less of a cunt. That cunt thinking that you're a cunt does not make you less of a cunt or him less of a cunt. In fact that two 24 carat cunts think that you're a cunt makes you double cunty.

Just explaining the maths. No offence etc.

And that just about sums him up!

 

[Bad Billy]

Do you lot promise there are no snowflakes on here?

I promise f@ck all ...... and I always deliver!

Welcome by the way.