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chas

chas

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Sarky B’stard said:
Well on here we don’t confuse popularity with taste. It’s getting a bit samey……
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One of my favourite stolen lines to illustrate how stagnant popular music has become is...

Between the Isle of Wight festival (pretty much the doors closing on the 'summer of love') and the Sex pistols was a period of six years.

In that six years we had Bowie finding his feet, the birth of bands like Deep Purple and Sabbath. The rise and fall of the angst ridden singer sonwriter (Joni, James Taylor etc) then the explosion of the Pistols and Damned, along with Siouxie, pub rock stalwarts like Dr Feelgood and journeymen like Nick Lowe all making waves.

Six short years.
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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If you look at things in a broader perspective the first eighty years of the twentieth century basically produced every genre of music that we know now except classical and the last forty years have produced, well pretty much nothing of any note.
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door.
She asks him, "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"
He says, "No girl, that is no longer possible for me."
Says the hooker, "Come on, what have you got to lose, we can give it a try!?"
They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and is giving it to her 5 times in a row.
"Oh my goodness," says the hooker, breathless, "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!"
Says the old man, "Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible."
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam, the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment.
As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another roll up my arse.
 
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