Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Aah, the long drop, my problem is the things Airbourne before I get chance to sit down
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Mate of mine was complaining he was not getting any knookie. He said his problem was his penis was so huge once a female got a look at it she just made her excuses and legged it.
I said he should just make some excuse to put the light out and he said he’d try it. Next time I saw him I asked him how it went, he laughed and said “We got back to my place and had a couple of drinks and I suggested we go to the bedroom. As she was undressing I asked if I could put the light out, when she asked why I got a bit flustered so just said I was an atheist. Lights out and we jump into bed and get started.
About two minutes later she says “Hang on, I thought an atheist was someone who doesn’t believe in JESUS CHRIST!!”
I said he should just make some excuse to put the light out and he said he’d try it. Next time I saw him I asked him how it went, he laughed and said “We got back to my place and had a couple of drinks and I suggested we go to the bedroom. As she was undressing I asked if I could put the light out, when she asked why I got a bit flustered so just said I was an atheist. Lights out and we jump into bed and get started.
About two minutes later she says “Hang on, I thought an atheist was someone who doesn’t believe in JESUS CHRIST!!”
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Who may be turning off Huw Edwards' lights?
That's the Screws at Ten.
That's the Screws at Ten.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Went to a Bulimia Support Group meeting yesterday
The place was heaving
The place was heaving
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back.
Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand".
The tattooist said "Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!!!"
Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand".
The tattooist said "Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!!!"
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
We were in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"
"She said: "It's the boney part".
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"
"She said: "It's the boney part".
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
A man's body has been found in the city centre . Apparently he was shot with a starting pistol. Police say they think it is race related..
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Did an after dinner speech at the British Piles Sufferers convention. It was a stand up buffet there, obviously....
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I sat near some Chavs on the bus home today.
For the whole journey it was just 'F this' and 'F that'.
Guess they had to discuss their exam results sometime.
For the whole journey it was just 'F this' and 'F that'.
Guess they had to discuss their exam results sometime.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I called the doctors and said I've had the shits for six weeks.
She said not to worry they go back to school on Monday.
She said not to worry they go back to school on Monday.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Have you ever noticed that the story behind The Wizard of Oz is just about two women fighting over a pair of shoes