Joke of the day.

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
There was a fire at the circus yesterday.
After a mad scramble to get out a party of nuns realised that 84 year old Sister Jane had been left behind.
Immediately one of the clowns dashed back into the burning big top.
Everyone thought they were both goners, but after a few tense minutes he emerged carrying Sister Jane on his back to a hero's welcome.
Mind a lot of people see this as virgin on the ridiculous.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
 
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