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Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Somehow I doubt any of our ancestors could have possibly imagined the current state of affairs in the British Isles. An Indian head of the UK parliament with a Pakistani head of the Scottish devolved administration looking to 'partition' Scotland from England and a gay Indian in charge of the government of Catholic Ireland. What a weird and fucked up world we live in now.
You missed out the nasty little Mayor of London. Otherwise, agreed on all counts.
 

gazzatriumph

Legendary Knight
Somehow I doubt any of our ancestors could have possibly imagined the current state of affairs in the British Isles. An Indian head of the UK parliament with a Pakistani head of the Scottish devolved administration looking to 'partition' Scotland from England and a gay Indian in charge of the government of Catholic Ireland. What a weird and fucked up world we live in now.
Dont forget the muslim mayor of our capital
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
.......BREAKING NEWS.......

BBC News - Sturgeon's husband arrested in SNP finance probe
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Hang the Bastid

Rubber Truncheon the sod

"Thats" for being a SNP Bastid
"Thats" for being a lying git
"Thats" for sticking your willy into wee Kranky,..........you could have got frost bite on it you sod
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Hmm could really be either. You would hope that the Accountants auditing the books would have spotted any 'discrepancies' over the umpteen years they've carried out the audits but some auditors are pretty lazy bastards and so, if nothing is obvious they just sign it off and bugger off with their fees.

It's a little known fact that the SNP have been skint for a long time because they simply have had so few members and big money has long since stopped donating to them. If I recall correctly there have been quite a few years where they have had to access a fund from Westminster which was set up to help parties who didn't have the funds to pay for researchers, party offices etc. They give the impression of being all powerful in Scotland but they are a fur coat and no nickers mob whose tiny core membership can't spare the cash out of their benefits to help their party out and the nutters who donated over half a million quid to the Unicorn dream of independence were actually donating so that Peter Murrell could get a new laptop and him and his missus could continue to pay for chauffeur driven limo's.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
With the Tax structure in Scotland having the richer pay more, people and industry shy away from locating here, and it's just gone up again, I remember when it first came about Lossie had a problem getting pilots and officers to locate up North so the MOD foots the difference so serving folk are not at a disadvantage to down south
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
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Hang the Bastid

Rubber Truncheon the sod

"Thats" for being a SNP Bastid
"Thats" for being a lying git
"Thats" for sticking your willy into wee Kranky,..........you could have got frost bite on it you sod
Informed gossip says Kranky never & that 'it' is an entirely lavender relationship and his playmate was the previous (male) Lord Advocate. I have no personal knowledge. I do not move in those circles. I certainly never bought the miscarriage story and try to be fair minded, not heartless. You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh at the way the wheels have come off......
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Oops!
Naughty SNP people 😳...


I reckon it's safe to say that the missing £600k is the real reason that Krankie bailed out.
 
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