So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?

[Foxy]

Is it your sons car?

 

[Scrappy]

Is it your sons car?

I really hope it is

 

[chas]

Did that used to be a Vauxhall Vectra?

Cavalier I'd say. Usually known as a chavelier in that state

 

[The Departed]

Is it your sons car?

I really hope it is

He is 12, how else is he going to deal.

 

[chas]

He is 12, how else is he going to deal.

Why didn't you get him an ice cream van if you want to help his career?

 

[Flynnt20]

Now thats a bonnet ornament

 

[Scrappy]

Now thats a bonnet ornament

Well you wouldn't want to get rear ended by that

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now then Duck, let us not downgrade the poshness of the Jaaaaag with too much toot from China mate, the Duck is fine, these not so much!

Definitely avoid the green sunstrip that says Duck & Witch as well mate!

I don't think I'd get away with that...You know what she's like

 

[Bad Billy]

I don't think I'd get away with that...You know what she's like

Hey Duck, get the missus one for her van, like the one at the bottom!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Hey Duck, get the missus one for her van, like the one at the bottom!


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That's brilliantly funny

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I ducking well love it...
Its massive and shiny...
Women's are gonna want to touch it...
Maybe even kiss it...❤❤❤❤

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I wish the fitting was front to back though...
Now who is any good with a drill and getting things dead centre cos I'm shite...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Im so impressed with these im thinking of having a prince Albert and sticking one on the end

 

[chas]

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I ducking well love it...
Its massive and shiny...
Women's are gonna want to touch it...
Maybe even kiss it...❤❤❤❤

It's mental and fantastic mate

 

[DD67]

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I ducking well love it...
Its massive and shiny...
Women's are gonna want to touch it...
Maybe even kiss it...❤❤❤❤

Please do not fit that to the Jaaaaaaag.
Keep it as an ornament in the house.
If you disregard this polite request, I'll tell Mrs Duck how much it cost.

A shiny chrome duck will be no use to you when you're sat on a liilypad catching flies with your tongue

 

[chas]

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Im so impressed with these im thinking of having a prince Albert and sticking one on the end

I'm going to be very disappointed if you don't now you've thought of it

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Please do not fit that to the Jaaaaaaag.
Keep it as an ornament in the house.
If you disregard this polite request, I'll tell Mrs Duck how much it cost.

A shiny chrome duck will be no use to you when you're sat on a liilypad catching flies with your tongue

She already knows

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Please do not fit that to the Jaaaaaaag.
Keep it as an ornament in the house.
If you disregard this polite request, I'll tell Mrs Duck how much it cost.

A shiny chrome duck will be no use to you when you're sat on a liilypad catching flies with your tongue

I'm going to be very disappointed if you don't now you've thought of it

I just can't decide exactly where I want it...Right at the front or set back a bit...

 

[chas]

I just can't decide exactly where I want it...Right at the front or set back a bit...View attachment 5764View attachment 5766

Are we talking about the bonnet ornament or the cock ornament?

 

[Public Enemy]

I just can't decide exactly where I want it...Right at the front or set back a bit...View attachment 5764View attachment 5766

I'm disowning you, you crazy motherducker!