There's that "raging" word againI just got a raging hard on
So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?
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Do you think it's some kind of gay patois that the rest of us don't understand?There's that "raging" word again
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Don the Don
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Patois is speech or language that is considered nonstandard, although the term is not formally defined in linguistics. As such, patois can refer to pidgins, creoles, dialects or vernaculars,
Like dem jamaicans man
Like dem jamaicans man
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Yesterday I bought some fly paper fly spray and a pack of five fly swatters..Unfortunately I now only have two fly swatters as I bumped into a group of old ducks that get on my bus that robbed me of three of them and began slapping my arse with them saying how much of a naughty boy I was...After about 45 minutes of all this crude and totally unnecessary behaviour I begged them to stop which encouraged them further..
I've never been so embarrassed
My advice to you all is buy some aloe vera soothing gel to cool your buttocks down afterwards
I've never been so embarrassed
My advice to you all is buy some aloe vera soothing gel to cool your buttocks down afterwards
T
The Departed
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Yesterday I bought some fly paper fly spray and a pack of five fly swatters..Unfortunately I now only have two fly swatters as I bumped into a group of old ducks that get on my bus that robbed me of three of them and began slapping my arse with them saying how much of a naughty boy I was...After about 45 minutes of all this crude and totally unnecessary behaviour I begged them to stop which encouraged them further..
I've never been so embarrassed
My advice to you all is buy some aloe vera soothing gel to cool your buttocks down afterwards
I guess you had to be there 'toffs, tarts and drivers'
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Talking about patois…
Did you all know that “frottage“ does not give you HIV?
(For those further north of the FESM-enclaves: „frottage“ is French cheese, no doubt!)
So, I can‘t guarantee that it won’t inflict you with any other deseases…
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Only the consistant urge to surrender
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
And drape onions round your neckOnly the consistant urge to surrender
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Always liked the French word for bondage, 'ligotage', which I only learnt from the punk band of the same name.
Has a nice sound to it.
DS
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
But it is French right...
You just can't trust anything that's French..
I know I wouldn't want to sniff a Frenchman's cheese never mind having a taste
Not exactly frivolous, but after years of graunching the screwheads on old Jap bikes, I finally got a set of J.I.S. screwdrivers. Bloody marvellous!!
Worth their weight in gold for older Jap stuff!
Your JIS will always be correctly tightened from now on. And should you need to loosen your JIS, you're equally well set up.
Thought I'd get in quick with the "JIS" jokes before BB3 & Duck see your post
Yep, I kinda figured they'd be ahem, coming.Worth their weight in gold for older Jap stuff!
Your JIS will always be correctly tightened from now on. And should you need to loosen your JIS, you're equally well set up.
Thought I'd get in quick with the "JIS" jokes before BB3 & Duck see your post
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Nothing worse than chewed up screws like those old jap type made of chocolate, nice set of screwdrivers you got
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
…
When I started scrolling through the newest posts, I first thought these were crossbow bolts…
My mind must have been quite messed up during the last 18 months
Oh, one of the more frivolous things, I bought recently:
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Holy Shit
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FWIW,Pato is Spanish for duckWhat's a patois...
Is it similar to what you bury people under
That's a serious bit of kit Captain D.…
When I started scrolling through the newest posts, I first thought these were crossbow bolts…
My mind must have been quite messed up during the last 18 months
Oh, one one the more frivolous things, I bought recently:
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But I didn't have you down as a hunter.
Are you prepping for Marty's apocalypse next February?
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Don’t be daft. It’s an ironing accessory of some kind to tension wrinkly fabrics. Why else would it be on the ironing board?
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Sarky is right…
It is an old German tool called Entknitterungsschlitten! The Romans lost quite some wrinkles once we invented it!