You really shouldn't judge people by your own behaviour mate.
I didn't need that insight into your daily routine.
I'm happy to use a fresh one as & when required
But on a similar subject...
I had a colonoscopy today. I've never given any real thought to turning homosexual
But after today, I'm definitely remaining a fat/ugly heterosexual
That should spare me from anymore anal penetration?
As apparently gay folk are dead fussy?
Or maybe after having 2.5m of pencil thin camera (it felt more like a full outside broadcast film crew, inc the sound man with a fluffy wobble, anti wind blast furry mic cover) up my Jacksie.
I'm now no longer a virgin?
Maybe I could now star in "Anal allstars Vol 7"?