So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
I'm happy to use a fresh one as & when required 😉

But on a similar subject...
I had a colonoscopy today. I've never given any real thought to turning homosexual 🤔
But after today, I'm definitely remaining a fat/ugly heterosexual 😳
That should spare me from anymore anal penetration?
As apparently gay folk are dead fussy? 🤗

Or maybe after having 2.5m of pencil thin camera (it felt more like a full outside broadcast film crew, inc the sound man with a fluffy wobble, anti wind blast furry mic cover) up my Jacksie.
I'm now no longer a virgin? 😳

Maybe I could now star in "Anal allstars Vol 7"? 🧐
I have had a couple of those. And i am at a loss as to what the gay boys get out of shoving things up their arses. A really unpleasant experience. I have to say, watching the camera on a screen,was interesting though. The laxative for 2 days beforehand, was too. Je6sus that stuff is powerful. I couldn't be more than 6 strides away from the shitter. :)
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
I have had a couple of those. And i am at a loss as to what the gay boys get out of shoving things up their arses. A really unpleasant experience. I have to say, watching the camera on a screen,was interesting though. The laxative for 2 days beforehand, was too. Je6sus that stuff is powerful. I couldn't be more than 6 strides away from the shitter. :)
Aye I had one last year, "Nasty" and that was the Laxative waste of time getting off the throne I may as well have put the telly in the loo, I could beat any ethnic runner in the 100 yard dash, as for the camera as I joked with the nurses I hope that don't end up on youtube.
 
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Don the Don

Legendary Knight
I'm happy to use a fresh one as & when required 😉

But on a similar subject...
I had a colonoscopy today. I've never given any real thought to turning homosexual 🤔
But after today, I'm definitely remaining a fat/ugly heterosexual 😳
That should spare me from anymore anal penetration?
As apparently gay folk are dead fussy? 🤗

Or maybe after having 2.5m of pencil thin camera (it felt more like a full outside broadcast film crew, inc the sound man with a fluffy wobble, anti wind blast furry mic cover) up my Jacksie.
I'm now no longer a virgin? 😳

Maybe I could now star in "Anal allstars Vol 7"? 🧐
I bet all they found was old Quality streat boxes you have them stashed everywhere else :LOL:
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
And the odd antique filing cabinet:oops:
On that subject...
I sold 30% of the not required oversized suspension files that came with it. For what the huge cabinet cost me! 😃
The buyer said the modern equivalents are not only hard to find. Apparently they are of a substandard quality compared to the original 60's/70's versions? The remaining 70% are now priced accordingly. Thanks for the info re their antique status Nick 😉
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
A @DD67 mange touts, mange touts pas de deux me old China.
On that subject...
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That "1 bid" was from yours truly. Every single episode inc all the Christmas specials on 26 discs. It arrived today & I'm well pleased Marty 😃

But utterly bizarrely. This is how the seller sent it? They must have made approx £1 after the postage costs & Ebay/PayPal fees 🤔
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That's £11.36 in stamps alone! 😳
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
As a self confessed nerd when it comes to old books relating to anything automotive.
I visited an elderly gentleman this evening who was selling his lifetime collection of car related stuff.

I won't bore you with all of it. But how about this...
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It was printed in the 60's, it's still in fantastic condition & it covers all kinds of cutting edge technology. Like this...😃
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An "electric" fuel pump?!?
Surely that's the work of Satan! 🧐 😳 😉
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
If any of you lot need help with the electrickery on your car or bike. Gimme a shout & I'll look in my new book 😃..

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I'm sure that very little will have changed since the 1940's 😗
Except "Lodge" spark plugs. I'd never heard of them 🤔
No doubt some of you senior gentlemen have Lodge plugs in stock. Ready for when your side valve, oil in chassis, belt drive 1901 Flying Flap needs a new plug 😉
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Very hard to plug Flying Flaps unless you are really quick!
They'll be on later Marty, claiming that Lodge plugs are cutting edge technology. And waaaaay better than those Jap crap modern plugs! 😉

After a bit of research. Apparently they were used in all sorts. From motorcycles to aircraft. So @Don the Don will have fitted them to a Tiger Moth during his RAF apprenticeship. And @Sarky B’stard will have flown in an aircraft fitted with Lodge plugs 🙃
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
Notwithstanding Cheeky B'stard's research I have no recollection of having ever flown in a spark ignition aircraft except possibly a Cessna out of Dundee when it was a grass airstrip by the Tay circa 1971 - strictly a gas turbine and jet aviator moi 🧐

Scroll down and hang your heads in shame you didn't know of Sir Oliver Lodge - another Great Briton!

 
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