What’s made you happy for a change

[MartytheMartian]

Surely you mean he's temporary admiral in the Duck Navy?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

As with any rum drinker. The furthest thing from his mind will be a pussy.
But I reckon he'll be practicing before the Kraken by placing a few of those nuts on his chin

Also...Where's thst fucking pigeon that's gagging for it all the time...
It's OK people...
I drive a Jaaaaggg...With a duck on it

 

[smib]

Surely you mean he's temporary admiral in the Duck Navy?

Hopefully not "Rear" Admiral in the Pinko Duck Militia?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Pink cheese and a Bishops Finger?????

You having a Pinko party

No...
The answer is definitely no..
I just gave you V.I.P status as well...
It can be relinquished you know with extreme prejudice

 

[smib]

No...
The answer is definitely no..
I just gave you V.I.P status as well...
It can be relinquished you know with extreme prejudice

We know now, you like a bit of "Bishops Finger"

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

A bottle of Kraken lurking in the background.
Top man!

Glad to see you have stopped drinking that "Bog trotter pussy juice" and found a proper drink

Possibly the only thing I will ever do that's black
Yo me nigger..
What's uup

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Surely you mean he's temporary admiral in the Duck Navy?

I never thought of a Duck navy before...
It kinda makes sense though and both our @Scrappy and me Stacy have both sent pictures of GIANT DUCKS ruling over the sea...Mmmmmm

 

[smib]

I never thought of a Duck navy before...
It kinda makes sense though and both our @Scrappy and me Stacy have both sent pictures of GIANT DUCKS ruling over the sea...Mmmmmm

Hello Ducky

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Hopefully not "Rear" Admiral in the Pinko Duck Militia?

Won't ever happen mate...
By the way...
How many special forces Ducks can fit on your very fine looking sailing vessel...
Just asking for a Duck I know...
Also I'm guessing structure wise only very light machine guns could be fitted to your newly acquired commandeered to the Peasant Army vessel

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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Hello Ducky

Not in my Navy me old bubble ship matey soapy bubble bath chum...
Anyone else remember the bubble ship matey bubble bath before everything went gay..
I used to love being the u boat captain of my submarine navigating the ice packs avoiding the British navy to discover dinosaur Island with scantily clad babes like Raquel Welch...
Not to be confused with Ray from Wales...
Sorry @Flynnt20

 

[smib]

Won't ever happen mate...
By the way...
How many special forces Ducks can fit on your very fine looking sailing vessel...
Just asking for a Duck I know...
Also I'm guessing structure wise only very light machine guns could be fitted to your newly acquired commandeered to the Peasant Army vessel

Sleeps four mate.
Diesel engine for speed.
Sail for stealth, so able to creep on the leftie wokie brigade

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Sleeps four mate.
Diesel engine for speed.
Sail for stealth, so able to creep on the leftie wokie brigade

Your hired fuck it...
Thruppence hey penny a week plus whatever anyone else donates...
Do you except weekly payments of one peanut a week..
The reason I ask is we ain't called peasant army for nothing and I just bought a bag of peanuts

 

[DD67]

6 feckin quid for a bag of dried cow bits FFS !! if it doesnt weigh at least 4lbs i would see my arse

Is that a Welsh term meaning..."I'd be frightfully upset, & feel that I'd not recieved good value for money"...

 

[Flynnt20]

Is that a Welsh term meaning..."I'd be frightfully upset, & feel that I'd not recieved good value for money"...

I thought it was universal for " Deary me i fear i may have been duped . surely £6 is not good value for what seems to be a small bag of crisps made from indeterminable animal offal "

 

[Flynnt20]

I was expecting to pay about £3...it's only when I casually glanced at receipt..I don't normally have a receipt...Fuck me..maybe I should start taking a bit more notice ☹☹☹kill em all I say

Some people just have too much money Wish could afford a Jagggggg

 

[Don the Don]

Not in my Navy me old bubble ship matey soapy bubble bath chum...
Anyone else remember the bubble ship matey bubble bath before everything went gay..

Standard issue for Naval types

 

[DD67]

Finally, a bit of common sense. And reported by the Biased Broadcasting Corporation???

Fina bars transgender swimmers from women's elite events if they went through male puberty

Fina, swimming's world governing body, votes to stop transgender athletes from competing in women's elite races if they have gone through any part of the process of male puberty.

www.google.co.uk

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Some people just have too much money Wish could afford a Jagggggg

I wish I could afford to fix mine..it's just sat on the drive for show covered in pigeon shit

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Standard issue for Naval types

I didn't know our @Foxy was an accomplished actor singer and got some dance moves

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Yeah driving a bus wasn't gonna work for me today..
I'm currently supposed to be in Leicester dowsing someone in petrol but it as not worked out so I'm having a moment