Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Must admit I like my chilli hot, sometimes it's the perfect laxativeIt's either weak as pi$$ or you need to put a roll of loo paper in the fridge for the following day!
Must admit I like my chilli hot, sometimes it's the perfect laxativeIt's either weak as pi$$ or you need to put a roll of loo paper in the fridge for the following day!
What the god damn hell is that pink piece of shit cock ring of @Sarky B’stard doing stuck on the end of that poodle..Mais je suis Française!
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GayHaha, I'm just off out to aquire some.
Plus it looks like he's been having a bit on the side with another forum members bird mentioning no names @BB3LionsCareful @BAD LUCK DUCK looks like a fecking infiltrator to me
That looks delicious
Aye!That looks delicious
I think it's brave of you to identify with a gender fluid term such as Duck rather than Drake.
I hear there is a lot of that going on in yorkshireIt does look like a 12-year olds girls pussy after it's been rammed and spunked on by two or more Muslim men
And parts of Manchester apparently?I hear there is a lot of that going on in yorkshire
That's just communist propaganda...Us Ducks are a romantic bunch...However I do like the idea of a corkscrew penis and even better would be a bottle opener penis...
Glad the Jaaaaaaag is sorted mateDriving into work this morning in the rain watching my windscreen wipers dancing in perfect unison to Dean Martin singing pretty baby...
Get the Anti roll bar bushes replaced on the 12th and that should sort that knocking out and I'm going to have a word and see if I can get my Duck mounted...I want to be able to take it on and off as I please...Glad the Jaaaaaaag is sorted mate
Don't do it!I'm going to have a word and see if I can get my Duck mounted...I want to be able to take it on and off as I please...
That way it's a special occasion piece or a way of impressing birds with my shiny beak...
Driving into work this morning in the rain watching my windscreen wipers dancing in perfect unison to Dean Martin singing pretty baby...
Don't do it!
It'll look ridiculous & spoil the Jaaaaaaag. You will win the 2021 award for Bellend-ery if you fit that duck to the bonnet!