Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Must admit I like my chilli hot, sometimes it's the perfect laxativeIt's either weak as pi$$ or you need to put a roll of loo paper in the fridge for the following day!
What’s made you happy for a change
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BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
What the god damn hell is that pink piece of shit cock ring of @Sarky B’stard doing stuck on the end of that poodle..
Show some decorum like @BB3Lions for crying out loud
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
The things I do for you & the personal sacrifices I make Nick...Is it good on kebabs?
If so I’m in
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Plus it looks like he's been having a bit on the side with another forum members bird mentioning no names @BB3LionsCareful @BAD LUCK DUCK looks like a fecking infiltrator to me
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
That looks delicious
Aye!That looks delicious
It definitely was, but one has to be careful that such grub doesn't ruin one's athletic, toned physique
chas
Legendary Knight
I think it's brave of you to identify with a gender fluid term such as Duck rather than Drake.Gay
If people have a go about your life choices I've got your back mate.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
OK but don’t say you haven’t been warned…..
T
The Departed
Guest
Muslim Jizz
T
The Departed
Guest
It does look like a 12-year olds girls pussy after it's been rammed and spunked on by two or more Muslim men - with the vicar as a sidekick.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I hear there is a lot of that going on in yorkshire
And parts of Manchester apparently?
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
That's just communist propaganda...Us Ducks are a romantic bunch...However I do like the idea of a corkscrew penis and even better would be a bottle opener penis...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Driving into work this morning in the rain watching my windscreen wipers dancing in perfect unison to Dean Martin singing pretty baby...
Glad the Jaaaaaaag is sorted mateDriving into work this morning in the rain watching my windscreen wipers dancing in perfect unison to Dean Martin singing pretty baby...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Get the Anti roll bar bushes replaced on the 12th and that should sort that knocking out and I'm going to have a word and see if I can get my Duck mounted...I want to be able to take it on and off as I please...Glad the Jaaaaaaag is sorted mate
That way it's a special occasion piece or a way of impressing birds with my shiny beak...
Don't do it!
It'll look ridiculous & spoil the Jaaaaaaag. You will win the 2021 award for Bellend-ery if you fit that duck to the bonnet!
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Driving into work this morning in the rain watching my windscreen wipers dancing in perfect unison to Dean Martin singing pretty baby...
Gentle on my mind, always puts me in a good mood
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The Departed
Guest
It will look the dogs!!