I bet you looked a right feckin mess!
You were doing them for free before !!!Got my bike insurance sorted and new fairing ordered so hopefully back on the road next weekend...
Also got my car insurance sorted..
I'm now broke and after I get my tattoos done tomorrow I'm skint beyond all recognition and I'm now having to charge the girlfriend for sexual favours
That looks like man cooking to me. All the eggs are smashed, and the bangers are burned.View attachment 15020
She made me a romantic breakfast after I made her legs turn to jelly and then made me have sex again and dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl...she also helped me do all the online insurance stuff..she saved me a load of money and got me £40 cashback as well...
She's gonna do all the driving over the next couple of days..
Her driving is terrible...
I'm in her car now and wanna puke...
It was all going so well
You could be on to something there Mick?That looks like man cooking to me. All the eggs are smashed, and the bangers are burned.
That was my thinking mate. His fortunes spun a 180, far too quick for it to be anything else. I bet he's got red whelt's all over his arse too.You could be on to something there Mick?
"She" did get him to dress up as a naughty schoolgirl
Well...That was my thinking mate. His fortunes spun a 180, far too quick for it to be anything else. I bet he's got red whelt's all over his arse too.
Brace yourself then. I believe the man has no shameWell...
If he's happy, who are we to judge him?
I respect his privacy to dress up in whatever he wants in his own home. But I'll draw the line at him posting photos of it on here
She also buys me bottles of whiskey including Dubliner and crested and white rabbit bourbon at £54 a bottle and she asks for nothing in return...
I knew the Duck todger would have a use!She made me a romantic breakfast after I made her legs turn to jelly
Yeah that's me..I'm massive
If there is a god, I would like to thank him, for not giving me one of those.
Don't be morbid, I'm sure there will be a time when we can greet eachother....View attachment 15075
Being as the world ends tonight according to our messiah @MartytheMartian I've treated myself to a ten year old bushmills...
I don't know why I bothered starting on the brakes on the Duckmobile and I'm disappointed the part for the bike ain't got here on time to fix it before the world's end...
Other than that I should like to say " gentlemen it's been a pleasure chatting and meeting some of you "...
That's what I'd like to say
What I'm gonna say is.....
" Ah fuck it..see you all on the other side...cheers lads "..
let the poxyclypse begin...
