What Are You Drinking Tonight?

[DD67]

Mission accomplished & Vladimir says I'm already a very useful member of the team. He says that if I carry on like this he might upgrade me from the TFR squirty bottle to the jet wash this afternoon
They're a great bunch of lads even with the language barrier.
I'm smiling & nodding a lot (as ya do when dealing with Johnny foreigner)
I think I may have agreed to marry one of their daughters, or to put a deposit down on a donkey sanctuary in Uzbekistan?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Mission accomplished & Vladimir says I'm already a very useful member of the team. He says that if I carry on like this he might upgrade me from the TFR squirty bottle to the jet wash this afternoon
They're a great bunch of lads even with the language barrier.
I'm smiling & nodding a lot (as ya do when dealing with Johnny foreigner)
I think I may have agreed to marry one of their daughters, or to put a deposit down on a donkey sanctuary in Uzbekistan?

Brilliant

 

[Holy Shit]

Mission accomplished & Vladimir says I'm already a very useful member of the team. He says that if I carry on like this he might upgrade me from the TFR squirty bottle to the jet wash this afternoon
They're a great bunch of lads even with the language barrier.
I'm smiling & nodding a lot (as ya do when dealing with Johnny foreigner)
I think I may have agreed to marry one of their daughters, or to put a deposit down on a donkey sanctuary in Uzbekistan?

Glad to hear you’re doing your bit for our multi cultural society.

 

[DD67]

Glad to hear you’re doing your bit for our multi cultural society.

Not any more HS.
Nobody told me there was a hierarchy to be observed regarding the nicking of customers loose change from what used to be called the ashtray ☹
I did manage to achieve the dizzy heights of interior hoovering out guy first though. With a distinction in floor mat shaking & airfreshner installation

 

[Holy Shit]

Not any more HS.
Nobody told me there was a hierarchy to be observed regarding the nicking customers loose change from what used to be called the ashtray ☹
I did manage to achieve the dizzy heights of interior hoovering out guy first though. With a distinction in floor mat shaking & airfreshner installation

What a shame,I’m sure your skills are much missed.

 

[The Departed]

Back on topic.

Finished my brandy and, erm what was I saying?

 

[Daytona]

This. Well, last night anyway. A rum choice.

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sorry but a poor second to Woods or Pussers Hic

 

[Daytona]

bottle of Aldi red for me well deserved i may add as me an the mrs have our 13mth old grandaughter and 4yr old grandson from 7.30am to 8.30pm i think i cracked my 1st can of cider about 0.0002 seconds after they left LOL

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Glad to hear you’re doing your bit for our multi cultural society.

Piss on a forced multicultural society...we were already multicultural with English Irish Scottish and not forgetting them Dodgey Welsh types boyo

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Tonight I'm being taken out in public by the new and improved model I've named as " Bad Lady Duck " and she is going to let me drink anything I want and as also bought me a bottle of jamesons crested that I shall be filling my whiskey flask with that @DD67 bought me so I'm curious as to how the evening will go...
Cheers my forum muckers

 

[Don the Don]

Enjoy yourself @BAD LUCK DUCK , you landed on your feet this time round mate

 

[DD67]

Tonight I'm being taken out in public

You're very welcome to that hip flask.
But I'm not posting bail money for anything you get up to this evening

Where are you going? I'll warn the authorities to standby with a tranquilizer gun

 

[Daytona]

Early start today, first drink 11:30 botle of corona. Then few more some red n white wine quite like weddings my sis just got married

 

[smib]

With a Dead Mans Finger chaser

 

[Holy Shit]

Hobgoblin gold with a Bunnahabhain chaser

 

[half ton]

just cleared my sinuses.. Had my first slug of Jamesons Triple Distilled and my nose started to burn and my eyes started to water....it says SMOOTH on the label...yeh right..it's about as smooth as a babies bum (a baby hedgehog maybe)
It was given to me by a resident after I set up his new telly for him,He got really pissed off when I refused it so it came home with me....oh well better get stuck in as can't stand wasting something.

Now drinking it out of a shot glass so I can tip it down quicker....second glass burnt just as bad as the first....be back soon IF it improves.

 

[The Departed]

JD Honey £20 at Tesco for the litre. Used my Nephews work card and saved another 10% - got 5 bottles lol

 

[chas]

just cleared my sinuses.. Had my first slug of Jamesons Triple Distilled and my nose started to burn and my eyes started to water....it says SMOOTH on the label...yeh right..it's about as smooth as a babies bum (a baby hedgehog maybe)
It was given to me by a resident after I set up his new telly for him,He got really pissed off when I refused it so it came home with me....oh well better get stuck in as can't stand wasting something.

Now drinking it out of a shot glass so I can tip it down quicker....second glass burnt just as bad as the first....be back soon IF it improves.

Feel your pain mate, I've never thrown a bottle of free whisk(e)y away but I've struggled through some heinous offerings.
One pure ignorant bastard bought me a bottle of Bells once and thought I should be grateful, but I digress.
The really awful stuff gets degraded to only fit for making coffee interesting.

Try offering to unwelcome visitors in the hope they'll piss off promptly?

 

[stevethegoolie]

I recently bought a bottle of 'Single Grain' whisky from that nice Mr.Lidl. Fookin' awful. Serves me right, I know. I should have known better. It had a strange aftertaste of ... errr ... cauliflower/cabbage/sprouts. Just about finished it with assistance from ice (left to melt for a while to dilute the bloody stuff) and a goodly slug of 'fresh' orange juice which, between them, just about masked the weird taste of the whisky. I promise I'll get some proper stuff after our house move - don't want to put a bottle of decent stuff at risk in a removals wagon!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

‘Single grain’. Sounds pretty dilute! It’s a measure of how the marketing men weave nonsense out of nothing by relying on people’s ignorance of the process because grain whisky is, er, the cheapest. And blending can give less cabbage for the same raspberries.…
It is a personal taste thing. I like generally like whisky but would never thank you for Teacher’s.