What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Sarky B’stard]

I don't know if it is a symptom of people driving their dashboards rather than their vehicle. It's illegal to prod your handheld device whilst driving (rightly so) but if that screen is integrated to your vehicle you can give it undivided attention.

I think prolonged good weather dims people’s hazard awareness.

 

[Steve 998cc]

I'm of the opiniom that some drivers don't give a f*ck about bikers they know it's unlikly they will get hurt if they hit one harsh but true

 

[chas]

I think prolonged good weather dims people’s hazard awareness.

Or CINCNAGHOME has put a poster up in the van drivers caff

 

[Old Nick]

I don't know if it is a symptom of people driving their dashboards rather than their vehicle. It's illegal to prod your handheld device whilst driving (rightly so) but if that screen is integrated to your vehicle you can give it undivided attention.

I think it’s more to do with people learning to drive again
Pedestrians aren’t much better, lost count of the people stepping into the road without looking
Almost hit a chap the other day running across the road with his suitcase who looked totally surprised to see traffic …

 

[The Departed]

I think I ordered a new plate slightly smaller than I should have.

 

[chas]

I think I ordered a new plate slightly smaller than I should have.

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It would almost be an oxymoron to have that plate at a legal size.

 

[The Departed]

It would almost be an oxymoron to have that plate at a legal size.

I don't know what you mean officer

 

[Public Enemy]

I think I ordered a new plate slightly smaller than I should have.

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Well I can read it clearly from here, and I'm miles away. Perfect size.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I have noticed people getting a bit faster and bend swinging without sufficient regard to sight lines and oncoming traffic…. All vehicles. Bastard in a van appeared partially on my side so I too had a lump inside my buttock

I've noticed this trend myself and have even pointed it out at work...Standard of driving as definitely deteriorated in the last month or so..
Its almost like people have forgotten how to drive, how to behave socially or they no longer give a f#ck and just don't care anymore and have become selfish...
Its very disheartening and disappointing..
I could seriously cull the herd right now on just anti social driving and behaviour...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I think prolonged good weather dims people’s hazard awareness.

I think people are dick heads regardless of the weather

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Or CINCNAGHOME has put a poster up in the van drivers caff

Is that french cos I don't know what the hell you just said

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I think it’s more to do with people learning to drive again
Pedestrians aren’t much better, lost count of the people stepping into the road without looking
Almost hit a chap the other day running across the road with his suitcase who looked totally surprised to see traffic …

I put the right shits up a pedestrian today whilst out in the Duckmobile..
Slowed right down, crept up on him, blasted my horn and yelled something very charming at him..
Absolutely shat himself..He's an obnoxious little shite smug c#nt and it rounded off my two weeks off work perfectly..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I think I ordered a new plate slightly smaller than I should have.

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That's totally illegal

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I can read it clearly from here, and I'm miles away. Perfect size.

Brilliant

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I think people are dick heads regardless of the weather

But the head of your dick will vary with temperature.

 

[Doc Strange]

I'm of the opiniom that some drivers don't give a f*ck about bikers they know it's unlikly they will get hurt if they hit one harsh but true

Whether that's 100% true or not, it's best to always ride as if it is!

And my new addition to the motoring twat list is the new campervan owners - folks who couldn't be trusted with a Toyota Yaris, have now decided to buy themselves something 4 times as big and take to the UK road network without any additional training or practice! Noticed the phenomenon when down in Cornwall, and this weekend running down to London, saw plenty of it too.

DS

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Whether that's 100% true or not, it's best to always ride as if it is!

And my new addition to the motoring twat list is the new campervan owners - folks who couldn't be trusted with a Toyota Yaris, have now decided to buy themselves something 4 times as big and take to the UK road network without any additional training or practice! Noticed the phenomenon when down in Cornwall, and this weekend running down to London, saw plenty of it too.

DS

Aah, you met the old dear breezing into Peebles around midday as though my clear lane was available to her flying bedstead, albeit her side of the road was blocked by parked cars?

 

[chas]

Whether that's 100% true or not, it's best to always ride as if it is!

And my new addition to the motoring twat list is the new campervan owners - folks who couldn't be trusted with a Toyota Yaris, have now decided to buy themselves something 4 times as big and take to the UK road network without any additional training or practice! Noticed the phenomenon when down in Cornwall, and this weekend running down to London, saw plenty of it too.

DS

Kinda allied to new suv owners, people previously comfortable driving a three door hatch now in something significantly larger.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Kinda allied to new suv owners, people previously comfortable driving a three door hatch now in something significantly larger.

In my head my Ecosport is a HMMWV!

 

[chas]

In my head my Ecosport is a HMMWV!

I can't even start to work that out

Which I'm eternally glad of , to be fair.

The day I understand the inner workings of your bread bin will be a dark day indeed....

The Horror, Colonel Kurtz, the horror