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Legendary Knight
Now that would deter the pikies
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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The Departed
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He who dares rodders, he who dares.
chas
Legendary Knight
Well done on putting a shelf up
T
The Departed
Guest
I'm getting a sense your a takin tha pish
T
The Departed
Guest
Better had bloody do
chas
Legendary Knight
Perish the thought.
You achieved today.
Mr Moustache
Sword of Fenrir
Am I the only one thinking those baskets on the lower shelf look a bit, well, gay?
We'll let @BAD LUCK DUCK be the judge of that!
The bike shed is his "special place" where he can be himself Mr M
On here, he's a gob shite crossed witn an X rated version of the Duracell bunny.
In his "special place" he's erm?...... different
GaleForceEight
Legendary Knight
Ye Gods my daughter has told the Mrs she wants a Harley. Oh the shame of it!Or.....If he wasn't such a tight git he could have had them make a bigger shed,Whats he going to do when he wants a Harley
T
The Departed
Guest
The bike shed is his "special place" where he can be himself, Mr M
On here, he's a gob shite crossed with an X rated version of the Duracell bunny.
In his "special place", he's erm?...... different
You know me—a gobshite in both public and on here. Only in the workplace, I'm such an angel.
half ton
Legendary Knight
In that case.... can someone give him a job on this forum.....
even if its just emptying the bins....
T
The Departed
Guest
In that case.... can someone give him a job on this forum.....
even if its just emptying the bins....
You can always show yourself the door and fuckoff out back to TTF
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
Got this in the post today.
Very glossy card, obviously a one off print, reminding us the dogs annual boosters are due.
No forking wonder they charge the way they do. (look on channel 5, the Highland vet... That's them)
Charges... Well here's an example. There's an old lady in the village, in her 80's, quite frail, had cancer... She had a cat, and the cat wasn't looking well. So she rings the vet... She can't get up to the vets, so the vet comes to her on a call out. £110 for the call out.
Can't decide what's up with the cat (we know it's dying, don't we... Its 14 Ffs) so take cat to surgery and put it in intensive care for 3 days, at £90 a day. Give it a neurological scan, £140. Phone call, £20, your cat is beyond help, we'll have to put it down." £90. Fortunately her daughter is by now up from lunnon area, and can collect the cat for burial at home, or it would have been another £100 for cremation.
So... £630 to put a cat to sleep, in effect. Of course, the old dear has pet insurance, but that's not the point is it? Robbing bastards. Not just them... ALL vets from what I can see.
Very glossy card, obviously a one off print, reminding us the dogs annual boosters are due.
No forking wonder they charge the way they do. (look on channel 5, the Highland vet... That's them)
Charges... Well here's an example. There's an old lady in the village, in her 80's, quite frail, had cancer... She had a cat, and the cat wasn't looking well. So she rings the vet... She can't get up to the vets, so the vet comes to her on a call out. £110 for the call out.
Can't decide what's up with the cat (we know it's dying, don't we... Its 14 Ffs) so take cat to surgery and put it in intensive care for 3 days, at £90 a day. Give it a neurological scan, £140. Phone call, £20, your cat is beyond help, we'll have to put it down." £90. Fortunately her daughter is by now up from lunnon area, and can collect the cat for burial at home, or it would have been another £100 for cremation.
So... £630 to put a cat to sleep, in effect. Of course, the old dear has pet insurance, but that's not the point is it? Robbing bastards. Not just them... ALL vets from what I can see.
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
Grouchy today, canst tell?
Years ago, when in my early 20's, I was working in the woods, thinning trees.... steep bank, slipped and fell, and managed to dislocate my shoulder on the way down. Which hurt. On my own, middle of nowhere... Well, I put it back in. That hurt too. Now, you may recall me saying the problems I've been having with loss of feeling in the right hand, consultant says it's carpal tunnel etc... They got annoyed when I said it wasn't.
Today I'm like the hunchback of notre dame, can't move my head, arm is dead, big lump of knotted muscle over the shoulder joint. Mrs Big Sandy has slapped the deep heat on it, and has actually pushed the knot back in so the lump has gone. But it's still bloody painful. Can't ride, can't turn my head, got blinding headache too. Not as bad now its been given the deep heat treatment...
Told the quack it wasn't carpal tunnel. Why don't they listen?
Years ago, when in my early 20's, I was working in the woods, thinning trees.... steep bank, slipped and fell, and managed to dislocate my shoulder on the way down. Which hurt. On my own, middle of nowhere... Well, I put it back in. That hurt too. Now, you may recall me saying the problems I've been having with loss of feeling in the right hand, consultant says it's carpal tunnel etc... They got annoyed when I said it wasn't.
Today I'm like the hunchback of notre dame, can't move my head, arm is dead, big lump of knotted muscle over the shoulder joint. Mrs Big Sandy has slapped the deep heat on it, and has actually pushed the knot back in so the lump has gone. But it's still bloody painful. Can't ride, can't turn my head, got blinding headache too. Not as bad now its been given the deep heat treatment...
Told the quack it wasn't carpal tunnel. Why don't they listen?
half ton
Legendary Knight
You're lucky they didn't tell you it's earache .. My missus has been walking around like she shit herself or has a wooden leg,She's getting a lot of pain in her knee, Couldn't get to see a doctor..they rang her and told her a physio would ring her with some exercises to do,Unless you're dying at their door they don't want to know FFS
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
My layman's opinion is like yours @Big Sandy nothing to do with Carpal Tunnel. Sounds like Brachial Plexus in your shoulder to me. I get the same only in both hands. Tingling and numbness. They want it to be carpal tunnel because that way they can refer you to have it done. A ten minute op, several weeks of recovery and weakened grip in your hand but they don't give a toss because it gets you out of their hair for a while. Next they go for the Ulnar nerve and mess you about some more and then they look at your shoulders and tell you that it is, after all, the Brachial Plexus and there's nothing they can do about that. They tried to send me for Carpal Tunnel surgery but I told them to get stuffed as the missus has had it on both hands and it did nothing for her and then they wanted to go for the Ulnar nerves but she took the wise choice and said no to it. Better to put up with the problem than let the quacks screw you about.
In 1997 I jumped out of a Council lorry and got this searing pain in my right leg and I couldn't put any weight on it. Doc diagnosed Sciatica and signed me off work for four weeks. I went to the doctors, on my bike of the time which was a Kawasaki LTD440. When I went in I had the following conversation with the idiot medico.
Doc - I know what has caused it!
Me - OK what then?
Doc - It's being hunched over on your motorbike!
Me - But I don't hunch over, my bike has a sit up and beg riding position.
Doc - I'm telling you it's your motorcycle
Me - So the fact that I had no pain when I was in the lorry and had a searing pain when I jumped down has nothing to do with it?
Doc - I'm telling you it's riding your motorcycle
Me - Feck off you muppet (followed by me walking out of his surgery)
That 'GP' wasn't fit to treat animals!
In 1997 I jumped out of a Council lorry and got this searing pain in my right leg and I couldn't put any weight on it. Doc diagnosed Sciatica and signed me off work for four weeks. I went to the doctors, on my bike of the time which was a Kawasaki LTD440. When I went in I had the following conversation with the idiot medico.
Doc - I know what has caused it!
Me - OK what then?
Doc - It's being hunched over on your motorbike!
Me - But I don't hunch over, my bike has a sit up and beg riding position.
Doc - I'm telling you it's your motorcycle
Me - So the fact that I had no pain when I was in the lorry and had a searing pain when I jumped down has nothing to do with it?
Doc - I'm telling you it's riding your motorcycle
Me - Feck off you muppet (followed by me walking out of his surgery)
That 'GP' wasn't fit to treat animals!
T
The Departed
Guest
Blended.
And tidied
And my new can jessh loud.
And tidied
And my new can jessh loud.
chas
Legendary Knight
I've had similar symptoms but it was diagnosed by a physio as knotted neck and shoulder muscles putting pressure on the nerve.
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I agree with @MartytheMartian , sounds muscular to me.
And old fucking age, obv.