What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[smib]

Any instructions welcomed lol

DON'T DO IT!

 

[The Departed]

I've taken everything on board and it's safe to say, fuck that, too much hard work, too much outlay for not enough reward.

KISS.

In my house already.

x4 Galvanised coach bolts
x2 Brackets
x2 Scaffolding planks
x1 18mm OSB for bracket support
x1 Clear bathroom sealant
x1 Zinc galvanising spray

Cost: £0.00

 

[Sarky B’stard]

And there was you pretending to be helpless…..

 

[Doc Strange]

And there was you pretending to be helpless…..

Ah, the old 'Damsel in Distress' routine - never wise to fall for that one!

DS

 

[The Departed]

And there was you pretending to be helpless…..

I could just imagine you doing that drawing seething under your breath, talking all posh and proper lol

 

[smib]

I've taken everything on board and it's safe to say, fuck that, too much hard work, too much outlay for not enough reward.

KISS.

In my house already.

x4 Galvanised coach bolts
x2 Brackets
x2 Scaffolding planks
x1 18mm OSB for bracket support
x1 Clear bathroom sealant
x1 Zinc galvanising spray

Cost: £0.00

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Use some 25mm penny washers on the outside to spread the weight / load, that 1.2mm steel will deform as easy as fuck.
Well it will do with the copious amounts of KY jelly and pervy mags you are going to store on those shelves.
Get a strong fixing for the sock as well!

 

[Doc Strange]

... and pervy mags you are going to store on those shelves.

It's 2021 - you mean a 42" monitor and broadband connection to Xhamster!

DS

 

[The Departed]

Use some 25mm penny washers on the outside to spread the weight / load, that 1.2mm steel will deform as easy as fuck.
Well it will do with the copious amounts of KY jelly and pervy mags you are going to store on those shelves.
Get a strong fixing for the sock as well!

I have them and I am using a cut down scaffolding plank on the inside, not the OSB as its a good inch thick. Tbh there's not much more than 8kg going to be held on the shelving, but, to be sure to be sure.

 

[The Departed]

It's 2021 - you mean a 42" monitor and broadband connection to Xhamster!

DS

I have WiFi and power

FYI I googled xhamster, damn they are fuglies. Ever heard of pornhub? Quality women not then old haggered granny types..

 

[Don the Don]

I have WiFi and power

FYI I googled xhamster, damn they are fuglies. Ever heard of pornhub? Quality women not then old haggered granny types..

When did you become so selective?

 

[The Departed]

When did you become so selective?

It's a wonder what being sober does to the eyes!

 

[Foxy]

Evidently XNXX is good, and caters for all tastes.........................

 

[smib]

there's not much more than 8kg tub going to be held on the shelving,

That's a lot of KY

 

[The Departed]

That's a lot of KY

toys

 

[Don the Don]

Evidently XNXX is good, and caters for all tastes.........................

You being ex Navy we won't ask how you know

 

[Foxy]

Mi mate told mi........................

 

[DD67]

If you use @smib's penny washer idea. Not only will it spread the load but you could use 4 & clart the side that'll touch the metal inside & outside in that bathroom sealant you have.
That should form a good airtight seal.

 

[half ton]

Or.....If he wasn't such a tight git he could have had them make a bigger shed,Whats he going to do when he wants a Harley

 

[The Departed]

If you use @smib's penny washer idea. Not only will it spread the load but you could use 4 & clart the side that'll touch the metal inside & outside in that bathroom sealant you have.
That should form a good airtight seal.

Dont have any without opening a new tub, and that's expensive lol I will bolt and spray with https://www.toolstation.com/cold-galvanising-spray-400ml/p60070

 

[The Departed]

Or.....If he wasn't such a tight git he could have had them make a bigger shed,Whats he going to do when he wants a Harley

Never. Ever. Happen.