BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
That's my position now..
I got a bit in the bike for a few days but then that's it..
No work for me which means no Bill's get paid...I cant even go and get kindling or coal for my log burner..I'm a bit pissed off...
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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I got a bit in the bike for a few days but then that's it..
No work for me which means no Bill's get paid...I cant even go and get kindling or coal for my log burner..I'm a bit pissed off...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Buxton had no fuel earlier and I didn't have enough to go anywhere other than home after that..Same story down here our local Asda 24 hour pay at pump had 500 yard queues all day yesterday and was closed at 9.30 last night - run out of fuel
Now what’s really pissing me off is the problem was with BP and I think Shell garages, but because of all the tossers panic buying the problem has expanded to all garages
Last night I heard all of Hastings had run out of fuel
Fucking ridiculous
My landlady as lent me a 5 litre fuel can that will fit in the top box of my bike on the off chance I can get some diesel for the car tomorrow
Would you like one of my 50 x 25ltr jerry cans of diesel?Buxton had no fuel earlier and I didn't have enough to go anywhere other than home after that..
My landlady as lent me a 5 litre fuel can that will fit in the top box of my bike on the off chance I can get some diesel for the car tomorrow
I filled them up in Buxton yesterday
Can't you get diesel from work? I assume they have diesel tanks on site.
If your boss has the choice between letting you purchase 5 gallons of fuel. Or being a driver down. You might get lucky?
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
But what about the driving?Would you like one of my 50 x 25ltr jerry cans of diesel?
I filled them up in Buxton yesterday
Can't you get diesel from work? I assume they have diesel tanks on site.
If your boss has the choice between letting you purchase 5 gallons of fuel. Or being a driver down. You might get lucky?
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
And I thought they were totally fucked up with their toilet-paper-mania over here 
Hey GOD, could you please dish out an emergency software update: „human intelligence 2.0“?
I think, the beta test failed for the last 35.000 years…
Hey GOD, could you please dish out an emergency software update: „human intelligence 2.0“?
I think, the beta test failed for the last 35.000 years…
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Maybe but in Germany you need paper to hide the thing sitting on the shelf until you flush it!And I thought they were totally fucked up with their toilet-paper-mania over here
Hey GOD, could you please dish out an emergency software update: „human intelligence 2.0“?
I think, the beta test failed for the last 35.000 years…
chas
Legendary Knight
I was worried about the congestion caused by queues but fortunately there's no fuel at any petrol station for miles.People still queuing for fuel and queues going onto main roads causing all sorts of mayhem
FFS when are people going to stop panic buyingor just stop panicking in general
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Somewhere between madness and stupidity that after all the shenanigans some people still believe the MSM on anything. They don’t seem to have registered the mismatch between the plague, as advertised, and the actual experience.
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Which gives an entirely new meaning to „petrolhead“
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Yeah, over here, nothing goes uninspected…Nearly spat me tea out out at that @Sarky B’stard I remember the inspection shelf
But on a more serious note: Abroad, I hate it, when after the release of the bomb, the spray hits your buttocks…
(See mates: we start talking politics and end up discussing defecation… That‘s how inseparable those topics are!)
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Don the Don
Legendary Knight
pre-wash before wipe mate
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Yes amazing any of us are still alive according to the MSM, afrerall we should all have been irradiated by nuclear war and/or Chernobyl, had AIDS, mad cows disease, SARS-1, been burnt to death by no ozone layer, poisoned by polluted air, obliterated by a comet strike, drowned by rising sea levels, starved by famine, and well it is an absolute miracle that us un-vaxxed are still breathing
T
The Departed
Guest
Ordered one of these.
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But the useless c#nts sent one of these
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Now they are playing games..."According to our records, your item has been delivered"...
Because the tracking number they provided is showing as delivered. But it isn't what I ordered!!!
If life gives you lemons.
Make lemonade
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
That'd be cool (pun intended)
I'd fill 95% of it with beer, wine & chocolate
But leave 5% for a bit of token salad near the door. Just to keep up appearances
